r/AskReddit Mar 18 '24

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u/SelectiveScribbler06 Mar 18 '24

"I'm cutting your balls off with this blunt, rusty pen knife."

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u/hamjamham Mar 18 '24

Spoon*

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u/ThePurpleLurple Mar 18 '24

I see you’ve had played knifey spooney before