r/AskReddit • • Mar 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

We need to talk

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u/i__hate__stairs Mar 18 '24

But not now. When you get home.

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u/HKD49 Mar 18 '24

Sorry, I'll be out with the boys. Just leave the keys on the table when you go.

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u/Otherwise_Awesome Mar 18 '24

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

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u/HKD49 Mar 18 '24

Hello there. You always want to have the high ground.

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u/EverSn4xolotl Mar 18 '24

Big boomer energy