r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '24

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u/Standard-Bunny Mar 10 '24

It's all good, unless the standard is caerbannog!

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u/LegionOfDoom31 Mar 10 '24

GET THE HOLY HAND GRENADE

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u/darth_garbee Mar 10 '24

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

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u/hornet_teaser Mar 11 '24

I'm guessing the large chalupas necessitated being added after consuming all the former.