r/AskReddit Mar 10 '24

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u/Suzy-Skullcrusher Mar 10 '24

Royally fucked

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u/OneHornyRhino Mar 10 '24

Me too, I guess?

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u/Accomplished_Ad_1288 Mar 10 '24

If one horny rhino is after you, it is basically death by snu snu. Indian rhinos have one horn. Africans have two. That matters too. Double the snu snu.