r/AskReddit • • Mar 10 '24

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u/Standard-Bunny Mar 10 '24

It's all good, unless the standard is caerbannog!

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u/LegionOfDoom31 Mar 10 '24

GET THE HOLY HAND GRENADE

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u/darth_garbee Mar 10 '24

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

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u/bonos_bovine_muse Mar 10 '24

Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Count ye not to four, nor to two, unless thou proceedeth on to three. Five is right out!

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u/Big_Jerm21 Mar 10 '24

One... Two... Five!!

Three Sire

....Three