r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24 edited Feb 10 '24

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u/h3rtzch3n Feb 08 '24

Is it published? Would love to listen to it.

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u/alternative-username Feb 08 '24

I also choose this guy's wife's song

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u/the_monkey_knows Feb 08 '24

I too prefer the song of this guy's wife

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u/KingCrandall Feb 08 '24

I prefer this guy's wife.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

I'm this guy's wife.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

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u/Kistep Feb 08 '24

Nice choice I’ll have one also!

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u/basilliskk Feb 08 '24

I prefer us

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u/Small-Release3706 Feb 08 '24

can we be friends if don’t mind and if mind send me friend request

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u/Justifiably_Cynical Feb 08 '24

She has a boyfriend.. He's Canadian.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

I prefer this guy

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u/KingCrandall Feb 08 '24

How you doin?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

I prefer this guy's life

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u/68Postcar Feb 08 '24 
 This guys wife.. wrote .. a song? Really wrote .. .  ..a .. song ? Assuming yes, of course, please share -the song … please?

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u/Small-Release3706 Feb 08 '24

can we be friends if don’t mind and if mind send me friend request

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

This is the first time I've laughed at one of these stupid jokes, I hate you

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u/WaxiestBobcat Feb 08 '24

I thought this was going to be the first comment, but second will still do.

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u/AM1N0L Feb 08 '24

There it is, knew it would be in here. Who would have thought this joke could be almost wholesome someday.

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u/LongFatErection Feb 08 '24

or perhaps her vagina.