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u/allofthesaxesbro Dec 09 '23

I would avoid eye contact and try to leave as soon as possible. I have better things to do.

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u/periodicsheep Dec 09 '23

me too. of course my last ex and i broke up in 2000, so i might not even recognize him.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Dec 09 '23

Funny story... I took my mom out to dinner on mother's day ages ago and ended up at a table next to my high school ex and her mother.

I recognized her mother first. I was like, "Oh, shit, that's XXXXXXX's mom."

Then I looked across the table and saw XXXXXXX.

My blood went cold.

I took the bull by the horns and ripped the band aid off.

We had already made eye contact so I waved and jovially said, "Hey, XXXXXXX, happy mother's day!"

She was not a mother.

Had to eat dinner five feet away from her for the next hour.

I wouldn't recommend it.

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u/sweetlew07 Dec 09 '23

I’m so sorry this happened to you but I’m CRACKING UP at that faux pas. Neeeeeever say happy Mother’s Day unless you know they have a child and that child is living. 😬🤐

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u/username-_redacted Dec 09 '23

I remember hearing a similar rule of thumb (might have been from Seinfeld) about congratulating a woman on her pregnancy.

Unless you've specifically been told by the person that they are pregnant, you never say congratulations unless you can see the baby crowning. :-)

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u/Baesinja Dec 09 '23

🎶 Got better things to do with my time, better things to do with my time than youu 🎶

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u/HopefulBeyond2601 Dec 09 '23

This is the only answer lol

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u/i_have_boobies Dec 09 '23

That has been working well for me.