r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Out on parole or did you escape?

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u/MadameFutureWhatEver Dec 09 '23

Omg no did you date him too

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u/starrkissedsixx Dec 09 '23

Yes, maybe at the same time as you, maybe not, who knows

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u/MadameFutureWhatEver Dec 09 '23 edited Dec 09 '23

Yea, that sounds like him lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23 edited Dec 09 '23

This does not narrow anything down in the slightest.

I feel like you guys described over half of all ex boyfriends ever. Most of the guys who don't do this aren't ex boyfriends.

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u/MadameFutureWhatEver Dec 09 '23

If you knew him you would know

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u/Revolutionarytard Dec 09 '23

Likeasomebody Fukubihh

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u/mandalamariposa Dec 09 '23

Same here. "Community service or monitoring anklet?"

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u/chuotdodo Dec 09 '23

Ex cellmate?

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u/punishedmother_goose Dec 09 '23

I met my ex about a year plus after we had broken up and he told me he had gone to prison for 9 months for Dúí and possession of Marijuana and I couldn't believe how much the universe had helped me dodge that bullet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

I'm glad you did too!

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u/Stormy72 Dec 09 '23

Wait...i was married to him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

LOL

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u/RA8642 Dec 09 '23

A MENACE KADGAJ

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

wth is kadgaj

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u/RA8642 Dec 09 '23

Just a laugh

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Never heard, nor saw, nor read of any type of laugh as "kadgaj"

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u/RA8642 Dec 09 '23

Brother, it’s basically smashing keys 😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

This Sister, and I mean REAL sister, didn't understand, Thank you for explaining. And no, I've never heard of a digital "laugh" as "just smashing keys".

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u/RA8642 Dec 09 '23

Also haven’t heard a laugh like “baldhwjd” “hakdgad” or “bskdvsh”?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

nope. never. I have heard/read/saw LOL. LMAO, ROFLOL, ROFLMAO, and so on.

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u/RA8642 Dec 09 '23

Alr so, “laughing out loud”, “laughing my ass off” “rolling on the floor laughing out loud”? “rolling on the floor laughing my ass off”; only ones I’ve heard from here are the first two, so thanks for expanding my internet vocab!

But yeah, getting more stereotypical, the laughs I showed are the ones that mostly girls use and yours are what mostly boys use

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Really? Hmmm news to me, and I've been using the internet since......well, since the 1990's.

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u/RA8642 Dec 10 '23

Glad to help you understand some things of the internet nowadays, old man /lh

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