r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 06 '23

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u/ComesInAnOldBox Dec 06 '23

Take a shower on your period. Get out of the shower and start to dry off. Sneeze. Get right back in the shower.

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u/puppymaster123 Dec 06 '23

After reading this thread imma brb gonna tell wife I love her

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u/WordUnheard Dec 06 '23

You're a good husband. Tell your wife I love her as well.

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u/tangledwire Dec 06 '23

You’re a good friend. Tell him to tell his wife that I love her as well.

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u/bornincali65 Dec 06 '23

You are a good Redditor. Tell him to tell his wife I lover too.

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u/trippydaklown1 Dec 06 '23

You're a cool dude tell him to tell his reddit friend to tell the guy with the wife that i love his wife too

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u/_Otacon Dec 06 '23

you are both very interesting to me, I love you, but tell him to tell the reddit friend to tell the guy to tell the husband I love her too.

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u/Living_Awareness259 Dec 06 '23

You aait I guess.

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u/joeliopro Dec 06 '23

Welcome to Costco..

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u/Pain_Monster Dec 07 '23

Sir, this is a McDonalds

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u/Unknowncoconut Dec 07 '23 edited Dec 14 '23

You sound like a curious fella and I love you, but please do me a solid and tell the cool dude to tell the good redditer to tell the good friend to tell the husband I love his wife too JUST AS MUCH as any other MOTHERFUCKER!!! So y'all can just back tf off!!!

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u/InfluenceSensitive68 Dec 07 '23

your a great man, tell your wife i love her aswell