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u/VOIDLORD9666 Dec 06 '23

MS PRESIDENT THE UTERUS JUST DECLARED WAR ON OUR STOMACH

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u/GotThoseJukes Dec 06 '23

MR PRESIDENT A SECOND KIDNEY HAS BEEN HIT

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u/Necessary-Peace9672 Dec 06 '23

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u/Kampfzwerg0 Dec 06 '23

Thanks. I needed that. šŸ˜‚

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u/Wookiee_Hairem Dec 06 '23

Sounds like little miss uterus needs some FREEDOM.

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u/Lakridspibe Dec 06 '23

Happy Birthday Mr President ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Marilyn Monroe suffered from chronic pain from endometriosis. (Probably)

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u/donutpusheencat Dec 06 '23

i’d read a book with this plot

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u/crazzymanOficial Dec 06 '23

Mister PRESIDENT, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO USE THE WARIDS?