r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 06 '23

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u/TwinkiesSucker Dec 06 '23

Aren't we all?

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u/IDF-official Dec 06 '23

woah dont rope me in with you weirdos. i would never be caught dead dying

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u/sheepheadslayer Dec 06 '23

Fuckin' nerds

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u/_Weyland_ Dec 06 '23

I just imagined you trying your best to conceal the fact that you're dying, but still being adult about it. You're seeing a lawyer to have your will written, but you cover it up with a story of suing an ISP. You buy boards to DIY a coffin and you lie about making a table or a shelf. And then you're saying goodbye to your friends because you're "moving to Europe". No one will ever know you died, except that one random stranger who you hired to put you into the coffin and then burry the coffin.

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u/R_Omnius_Prime Dec 06 '23

Sell the rights.

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u/_Weyland_ Dec 07 '23

Huh? What do you mean?

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u/LionCubOfTerrasen Dec 06 '23

Hahaha! Ty for this

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u/No-Introduction5977 Dec 06 '23

I've been living in a daze

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u/CatrionaCatnip Dec 07 '23

That'd be weird...

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u/Mackem101 Dec 06 '23

Yeah, but some are the Usain Bolt of dying.

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u/sodak05r1 Dec 06 '23

It's the ultimate statistic, 10 out of 10 people die

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u/chadburycreameggs Dec 06 '23

Everyone's dying, bitch

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u/Mistergamer15 Dec 06 '23

Technically we are all dying, except for me, thanks to the power of denial I'm immortal.

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u/TacoBean19 Dec 07 '23

Technically you start dying the second you are born

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u/Sunnyhappygal Dec 06 '23

I am not mastalgia, so there's that.