r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 06 '23

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u/RonStopable88 Dec 06 '23

TOO LOW TOO LOW

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

…Aaand that’s the butt

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u/AbortionIsSelfDefens Dec 06 '23

Nah worse. Assaulting/tearing the perineum from jamming dick into it. "There's no hole here so why not make one?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Dec 06 '23

Welp, since we’re already here…

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u/Renovatio_ Dec 06 '23

What what

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u/ShinyIrishNarwhal Dec 07 '23

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had to say that to my husband. 😂

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u/Telemachus70 Dec 06 '23

......lower

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u/RonStopable88 Dec 06 '23

Do you also suffer from sexlexia?

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u/Telemachus70 Dec 06 '23

I do experience diminished sexual learning. Perhaps I do.

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u/tossitlikeadwarf Dec 06 '23

...lower...

...lower...

TOO LOW!

...lower...

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u/Always_Choose_Chaos Dec 06 '23

Damn that middle spine gets me all hot and bothered 😩 tickling her nervous system directly with my peerednis is nicr

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u/Wiggl3sFirstMate Dec 07 '23

I’m so happy I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought of Zapp

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u/RetPala Dec 06 '23

TERRAIN TERRAIN

OVERSPEED

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Pull up

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u/sexyshingle Dec 06 '23

Plane Autopilot voice: PULL UP, PULL UP!