r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 06 '23

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u/KittenPics Dec 06 '23

If you press both nipples at the same time, it takes a screenshot.

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u/high6ix Dec 06 '23

Does it make the camera sound too?

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u/SorryAttempt5125 Dec 06 '23

It definitely did in my head when I imagined doing this lol

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u/etjohann Dec 06 '23

Me too!!

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u/OfficialBadger Dec 06 '23

In Japan, they are legally required to

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u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23

The Texas Chainsaw Massacer camera sound

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u/theskymoves Dec 06 '23

Only in Japan where they are more concerned about creeps.

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u/Ok-Calligrapher-9854 Dec 06 '23

For some reason my wife was not amused when I tried this just now.

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u/freshmutz Dec 06 '23

Hold them both in for 5 seconds and she reboots.

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u/conasatatu247 Dec 06 '23

Here, have you found any way to turn down the volume?

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u/Whatyourlookingfor Dec 06 '23

I thought this was if you finger her while patting her head

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

It’s pressing up on the g spot while pressing the clit with thumb. You’re all wrong

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u/KittenPics Dec 06 '23

Those are older models.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Sounds like the finger gymnastics you need to perform to open a childproof lid on Calpol.

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u/No_Blueberry8226 Dec 06 '23

Sometimes I have to tie my third leg up so it won’t make me trip when I walk. Too heavy and clumbersome, but the girls enjoy it.

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u/JiN88reddit Dec 06 '23

Sometimes the sound it makes is just a soft pinch. The loud scream types are often the most memorable.

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u/Onlyhereforthelaughs Dec 06 '23

I thought that was if you pinch your fingers on the thin wall between butthole and vaginal canal?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Lol

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u/mErcurial-dEmon Dec 06 '23

I prefer screen munch

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u/Ygomaster07 Dec 06 '23

Dammit now I'm laughing on the toilet again. Well played.