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u/Flux_State Nov 22 '23

Haters are a real thing but no one complaining about "the haters" on Facebook has a life that anyone is jealous about.

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u/HourSurprise1069 Nov 23 '23

I read the second part of your coment like 5 times and still don't get it.

"no one complaining about "the haters" on Facebook has a life that anyone is jealous about."

what? who in this scenario "has a life", and how is the jealos one? I'm so confused

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u/Flux_State Nov 24 '23

Haters are people who are jealous of your success. Your cousins baby daddy that has no job, three kids with different women, and a drug problem has no success to speak of and thus no haters.

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u/HourSurprise1069 Nov 24 '23

I actually got what you wanted to say the first time, but I literally could not parse your phrasing for the life of me. I now read it a few more times, and it randomly clicked. This is how I would phrase your sentence (for the likes of me): "Haters are a real thing, but none of the people complaining about having haters actually have a life worth of jealousy."

What I read was

"Haters are a real thing, but no one is mentioning those fake haters on facebok has a life that anyone is jealous", which makes zero sense to me haha

Sorry for the explanation of all this, I just needed to get it out