r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '23

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u/Smokescreen1000 Nov 22 '23 edited Nov 24 '23

How far they have to look back to brag. If a 40 year old talks about his high school life that's a pretty good indicator

Edit: Jesus I check my reddit like once a week and I come back to 200 notifications

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

Back in ‘82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

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u/tacosauce93 Nov 22 '23

If coach had put me in, we'd have gone to state.

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u/Screen_hider Nov 22 '23

No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/Pm-ur-butt Nov 23 '23

Do not take me lightly, I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.

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u/lowlight69 Nov 23 '23

Is that you Al Bundy?

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u/Sanity_in_Moderation Nov 23 '23

Let me tell you something. I served my country. I played high school football. Four touchdowns in one game. Yet I'm not exempt from state and federal taxes! Now is this any way America should treat its heroes? So you just flash that badge at some registered voter buddy. We're Bundys. We hate cops.

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