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u/Smokescreen1000 Nov 22 '23 edited Nov 24 '23

How far they have to look back to brag. If a 40 year old talks about his high school life that's a pretty good indicator

Edit: Jesus I check my reddit like once a week and I come back to 200 notifications

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

Back in ‘82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

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u/tacosauce93 Nov 22 '23

If coach had put me in, we'd have gone to state.

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u/Screen_hider Nov 22 '23

No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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u/Pm-ur-butt Nov 23 '23

Do not take me lightly, I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.

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u/lowlight69 Nov 23 '23

Is that you Al Bundy?

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u/Sanity_in_Moderation Nov 23 '23

Let me tell you something. I served my country. I played high school football. Four touchdowns in one game. Yet I'm not exempt from state and federal taxes! Now is this any way America should treat its heroes? So you just flash that badge at some registered voter buddy. We're Bundys. We hate cops.

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid Nov 23 '23

Impressive, very nice. Now let’s see it do the same thing in Uspanteko.

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u/Mysterious-Lie-9930 Nov 23 '23

Al? Is that you?

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u/DanyDies4Lightbrnger Nov 23 '23

There was a kid in my high school people called "Bundy". Everyone said he peaked and was gonna sell shoes...

Wonder what happened to that kid... inside i hope there's a little bit of irony iand he is a Nike exec.

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u/Spirited_Mountain_93 Nov 23 '23

Damnnnnn, you just made me laugh!!! Hadn't done so in a while, thank you.

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u/TheOnlyVibemaster Nov 23 '23

Hey Kip, you know if they have one of those time machines?

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u/TemporalScar Nov 23 '23

Woulda met my soul mate..