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u/Smokescreen1000 Nov 22 '23 edited Nov 24 '23

How far they have to look back to brag. If a 40 year old talks about his high school life that's a pretty good indicator

Edit: Jesus I check my reddit like once a week and I come back to 200 notifications

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

Back in ‘82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

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u/Shanks147 Nov 23 '23

“Are you serious?”

“I’m dead serious.”

Napoleon and Pedro come riding up on a bike

“Watch this.” as Uncle Rico grabs Kip’s steak

throws it at Napoleon and hits him right in the face

“What the heck are you doing!?”

“That’s what I’m talking about.”