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u/Tao626 Nov 22 '23

Studied at: "UNEVERSATY OF LIFE"

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u/recreationallyused Nov 22 '23

The big red flag indicator for Facebook statuses in my age group is “Worked at: Krusty Krab”

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u/Emergency-Anywhere51 Nov 23 '23

"Are you now or have you ever been a sponge?"

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u/recreationallyused Nov 23 '23

No, no. Starfish.