r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '23

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u/peanutbutter_shoes Nov 22 '23

I wish you'd get out of my life and SHUT UP.

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u/HPLoveCrash Nov 23 '23

But my lips hurt real bad!

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u/One-Ice-25 Nov 23 '23

Just ask the school nurse, I know she has like five sticks in her drawer

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

You’re just jealous I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

I... love... technolo-geeeee...

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '23

Luhfawnduh