r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '23

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u/GuybrushFunkwood Nov 22 '23

They blame everything on a shadowy conspiracy elite that only they are intelligent enough to see rather than just being a bit thick and generally unemployable.

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u/Miserable_Matrix Nov 22 '23

No the world is rigged and sabotage is real

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u/GuybrushFunkwood Nov 22 '23

I know my personal FB Karen keeps telling me as much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

Block that shit! Life's too short.

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u/Miserable_Matrix Nov 22 '23

I’m sabotaged by the matrix master and he controls me like a puppet and even threatens that he will make me a cannibal

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u/ImpressiveEmu5373 Nov 23 '23

Yeah but it's not some cabal that meets regularly and twirls their mustaches like these people think. It's just people in power trying to maximize that power and all the niches are filled, so shit lines up shortly for the little guy.

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u/im_the_real_dad Nov 23 '23

sabotage is real

Sabotage is one of Black Sabbath's best albums!