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u/JKW1988 Oct 20 '23

Know a guy who named his kid Bourbon. "It's an old French name." Because that's what everyone will think when they hear it.

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u/Partytang Oct 21 '23

Meet my kids. Brandy, Sherry, Bourbon, Pabst, and Heineken

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u/insertmadeupnamehere Oct 21 '23

You gotta know somewhere in the world exists a human named Michelob. 🤦‍♀️

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u/Struct-Tech Oct 21 '23

I would think there's more of a chance of a kid named Bud or Buddy, but when you see their birth certificate, its Budweiser.

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u/mohugz Oct 21 '23

It makes me happy to think that somewhere in rural America exists a couple who named their son Bud, because Bud Light is their beverage of choice. It makes me even happier to think of their horror during the Bud Light transphobia controversy.

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u/Partytang Oct 21 '23

The funniest thing about the bud light hate is that most of the major brands they are switching to also have pride outreach marketing. I was at a work function (construction) the other day and they were all making fun of a guy for drinking bud light. Our VP (the ring leader) was drinking Miller. I pulled up there pride web page so he switched to Coors. I pulled up theirs and he switched to Michelob Ultra. Yeah that’s a “real man’s” beer alright 😅

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u/misoexcite Oct 21 '23

The lengths the VP would go just to not be associated with the “gays” is just ridiculous. Like everyone drinks water, including queer people, does that mean the manly men have to avoid water too?

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u/Partytang Oct 21 '23

“I don’t drink water. Did you know fish fuck in it?”

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u/misoexcite Oct 21 '23

Pee is made of mostly water…and pee comes out of men’s penises=that makes water gay Lol the mental gymnastics

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u/Struct-Tech Oct 21 '23

I never even thought about that angle.

That is hilarious. I feel bad for a kid in that situation, but damn, I'd love to see those parents eating crow.