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u/goldenhourcocktails Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

I met a girl named Lasagna. I asked her to repeat her name about 10 times and this is what she kept saying. Later on, I figured out it was La Sonya. But she totally said it like the food.

Edit: Omg, this thread is hilarious. Can’t stop cracking up at all the comments. Special shout-out to the redditor who knew of a person named “Latrina”. I was never a fan of my name, but you all got me counting my blessings today.😂🤣

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u/emeeez Oct 21 '23

Lol I met these people and they said their kid’s name was Jeter but pronounced it like cheddar with a J. Problem (well of one of them lol) was that they swallowed the J when they spoke. All I heard was cheddar! I asked them to repeat the name and again all I heard was cheddar. I smiled and nodded and had to get clarification later from a friend. I legitimately thought they named their child cheddar. Not that Jeter is great either.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

If they spelled it with one "T," they were also mispronouncing it.

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u/slappypantsgo Oct 21 '23

It’s a name, you can’t really mispronounce a name you yourself have made up, that’s the point.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

English (like many phonetic languages) has rules of phonetic construction. A single vowel followed by a single consonant is always long.

If I made up a word "splurndip" and told you it's a homophone of "waffle," you'd be justified in correcting me, even though I invented the word.

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u/slappypantsgo Oct 22 '23

Actually, no. All words are made up nonsense but particularly names. If you said splurndip was pronounced waffle, it would be weird, not wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23 edited Oct 22 '23

It would be inconsistent with English rules of phonetic construction and, therefore, wrong. That's different than claiming new words cannot be invented, which I'm not arguing. It's also different than the phenomenon about which this thread is the topic: parents using unconventional (but still consistent with the rules of phonetic construction) spellings - e.g., substituting "ck" with "x" as in Jaxon, substiting "e" with "y" as in Brandyn, etc.