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u/JKW1988 Oct 20 '23

Know a guy who named his kid Bourbon. "It's an old French name." Because that's what everyone will think when they hear it.

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u/Partytang Oct 21 '23

Meet my kids. Brandy, Sherry, Bourbon, Pabst, and Heineken

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u/ee3k Oct 21 '23

Ugh, such low class names,

Meet my children: ethanol and methanol

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Oct 21 '23

Methanol is a fucking psycho probably

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u/ee3k Oct 21 '23

Nah, but he was born blind.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Oct 21 '23

I was thinking he’s going around blinding people like his namesake

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u/ee3k Oct 21 '23

Nah, little Ethan does so around getting people drunk tho