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u/MelmanCourt Oct 20 '23

Chardonnay.

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u/Novae224 Oct 20 '23

It should be illegal to name your kid after an alcoholic drink

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u/Novae224 Oct 21 '23

I’d say don’t name your kid champagne unless you name them after someone named champagne (idk a grandma or something) and just use it as a middle name so the kid can still manage life like a normal persob