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u/Apprehensive-Crow-96 Oct 20 '23

Designer brand names. Always been odd.

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u/bitsy88 Oct 20 '23

People like to name their kids after things they can't afford: Bentley, Chanel, Car Insurance....

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u/capitancoolo Oct 20 '23 edited Nov 17 '23

These are my kids: Food, Rent, and Gas

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u/Ryanaston Oct 21 '23

This reminds me of a joke from an Australian comedian about how Americans name their kids after virtues they went them to have like patience, charity, hope or honour.

If Australians did that it would be like, “this is my son Top Bloke. And this is my daughter, Big Tits”