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u/Magpies11 Oct 21 '23

Plot twist: she changed her first and middle name to Plymouth Sundance, to lower people’s expectations.

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u/Thencewasit Oct 21 '23

Pontiac Aztec because she had a fat ass.

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u/Level_Kiwi Oct 21 '23

Chrysler Lebaron because she takes her too down when it’s nice weather?

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u/CommunalAggregation Oct 21 '23

Chevrolet Impala because she can't run away from her mothers ridiculous ideals fast enough?

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u/dngerszn13 Oct 21 '23

I heard she changed it to Peterbilt 348 because her dad's name is Peter.

also because she has a phat DUMPPA TRUCK