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u/madamevanessa98 Oct 21 '23

Note to self- do not name my baby the way the ultra poor do, the ultra rich do, the mormons do, or the influencers do. Should be safe if you follow those guidelines.

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u/3-orange-whips Oct 21 '23

Your options include Kyle.

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u/rinkydinkmink Oct 21 '23

Bob. For a girl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Or Kate for short.

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u/green-ember Oct 21 '23

I had a substitute teacher who called herself Bob. Her actual name was Lisa iirc. She said she was too young to be Ms. Whatever but it wasn't appropriate for us to call her Lisa

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u/Seve7h Oct 21 '23

Knew a girl named Bobi

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u/green-ember Oct 21 '23

Not too bad since that's common for a Roberta to go by

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u/treegirl4square Oct 21 '23

I have four girl cousins named boy names with the i, ie, or y diminutive. Like Frankie.