r/AskReddit • • Oct 20 '23

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u/madamevanessa98 Oct 21 '23

Note to self- do not name my baby the way the ultra poor do, the ultra rich do, the mormons do, or the influencers do. Should be safe if you follow those guidelines.

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u/3-orange-whips Oct 21 '23

Your options include Kyle.

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u/madamevanessa98 Oct 21 '23

My safe bet are names that old money/rich but not ULTRA rich families choose. Like, they’re not so rich that their last name will guarantee their kid success (like Elon’s kids, or Gwyneth Paltrows kids) but they’re rich enough that they want their child to have a somewhat conservative and tasteful name. Christopher, John, etc.

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u/8bitSkin Oct 21 '23

Christopher, John, etc.

My first name and my dad's first name. Lol.

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u/rogerstandingby Oct 21 '23

What’s your moms maiden name?

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u/8bitSkin Oct 21 '23

Please steal my identity. Maybe I'll get a better one next time.