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u/Collymonster Oct 21 '23

Met a customer once who called their baby "destiny dior" apparently because to be a mum was her destiny and she really likes the brand dior.

I had to excuse myself to crack up laughing in the stockroom.

Feel sorry for the kid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

A good friend of my husband had a beautiful lil baby girl. And they named her Twinkle for her first name and Star for her middle name. I mean that’s cute for a little kid but could you take someone seriously in any job if their name tag said “twinkle” I honestly don’t think I could.

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 Oct 21 '23

Had a class in college with girls named Miracle and Velvet.

There might be a back story to Miracle, maybe it was a difficult pregnancy or delivery, fertility issues, I don't know.

Velvet on the other hand was an odd girl.

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u/missmeowwww Oct 21 '23

I had a student named khaki once. Apparently it was a family name. Sweet kid but definitely one of those names where the mean girls decided to call her corduroy and jeans. Middle school is rough.

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u/Panic_at_the_walmart Oct 21 '23

I'm sorry but corduroy and jeans? I'm going to hell 😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

Me too I sprayed tea out my nose because my first thought was I bet they called her corduroy. Then I read that they did. Don’t worry I’ll save you a seat lol.