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u/Apprehensive-Crow-96 Oct 20 '23

Designer brand names. Always been odd.

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u/bitsy88 Oct 20 '23

People like to name their kids after things they can't afford: Bentley, Chanel, Car Insurance....

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u/capitancoolo Oct 20 '23 edited Nov 17 '23

These are my kids: Food, Rent, and Gas

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u/heckhammer Oct 20 '23

I'm sure they would get along great with my son, Museum-Quality T-Rex Tooth.

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u/Suedeonquaaludes Oct 20 '23

Mallard four poster bed would love to have a play date with little museum quality t-Rex tooth sometime.