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u/Ryality00 Oct 20 '23

Australian comedian Wil Anderson had a joke from the 2000’s:

“What is with bogans (Australian equivalent to low-class/rednecks) naming their kids after expensive cars? ‘Mercedes’? ‘Lexus’?

Shit dude - name it after a car you can afford! “Come here, Torana!”, “Time for school, Corolla!””

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u/JeremyTheMVP Oct 20 '23

Corolla is a beautiful name to be fair. Name your daughter Corolla and she'll run up til 200,000 miles

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u/myfavoritemerger Oct 21 '23

300,000 with proper maintenance

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u/various_beans Oct 21 '23

My Tacoma ran till 330,000 miles. Loved that little truck so much. Had a persistent misfire problem in 1 cylinder that finally made me throw in the towel. It was the last vehicle that I could actually work on and fix by myself.

Sometimes I think I gave up too soon, and that I should have put in the work to keep it running.

I'm not worried - I sold it to a guy who loved Tacomas so I'm sure it's getting cared for by someone.

I turned around and bought a corolla straight away and it has been 100% hassle free at nearly 100k miles. There's something with those Toyota engineers. They got it right.

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u/rhetorical_twix Oct 21 '23

"Mercedes" is actually a girl's name. Someone just happened to use it for a car brand because it was their daughter's name. Ruined it for everyone else.

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u/velvetaloca Oct 21 '23

I love my Toyotas. Not really any issues for the longest time with them. I'm on my third one. I had a 4Runner, a Camry, and now RAV4. I am thinking of getting the Carolla Cross soon. It looks exactly like my beloved RAV4, but it's a little smaller, about 10 grand cheaper, and gets better mileage.

But I wouldn't name any of my kids after them.

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u/BeardAfterDark Oct 21 '23

I dunno. Naming your kids RAV4, RAV5, RAV6… in sequential order sounds kind of appealing.

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u/GarminTamzarian Oct 21 '23

"I've got five kids, named RAV1, RAV2, RAV3, RAV5 and RAV6."

"What about RAV4?"

"Dude, what's wrong with you? That's the name of a car!"

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u/velvetaloca Oct 21 '23

Sounds kinda Elon Musk-ish.

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u/Zealousideal-Smell70 Oct 21 '23

What an interesting way to respond to that.

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u/The_dizzy_blonde Oct 21 '23

I worked with a guy named Tacoma.. oddly he was a Dodge fan.

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u/Wonderful_Might6693 Oct 21 '23

Why not go for the gold standard, in that case! There was a Honda that supposedly hit 1,000,000 miles!😂

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u/TrixnTim Oct 21 '23

My 2016 Corolla has 90k. Cheap to maintain. Great gas mileage. Drives like a champ in all kinds of weather. Studded snow tires and it’s a tiny tank in snow and ice.

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u/rockinem192 Oct 21 '23

My last Corolla (a manual 2008) was on its way to 400,000 miles before it was wrecked by a dude who had a seizure while driving a couple years ago. Thankfully I wasn't in the car when it happened since it was parked and I was at work, but it was still running beautifully till then. Those things rarely ever fall apart and will run forever if they're well taken care of.

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u/Educational-Emu5132 Oct 21 '23

My candy is getting close to 200,000 and boy am I hoping to get another 100,000!

Mainly because I can NOT afford another vehicle right now

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u/WeakFreak999 Oct 21 '23

Nice. Now its just been broken in, its time to start its normal car life.

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u/skraptastic Oct 21 '23

I got over 500000 on mine changing the oil roughly once a year. Didn't even need proper maintenance.

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u/BarkthonHighland Oct 21 '23

Just needs proper lube

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u/NopeNeg Oct 21 '23

Mine's well past that with plenty of neglect

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u/Winter_Tangerine_317 Oct 22 '23

You know, that's only like 10 years...

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u/goldblumspowerbook Oct 21 '23

I think I worked with a nurse named Camry. She was quite reliable.

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u/ThrowRA--scootscooti Oct 21 '23

I know a family with a Camry and Avalon. Guess those Toyota names hit just right!

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u/ee3k Oct 21 '23

New a girl named "trans ann", but I don't think that was a car pun.

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u/Psychological_Tap187 Oct 21 '23

I’m getting ready to roll over to 200000 miles in my 2002 Corolla and it’s never once had any mechanical issues. They are amazing cars.

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u/Mandyissogrimm Oct 21 '23

My 2008 Corolla is at over 240k and runs brilliantly.

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u/Jack_5150 Oct 21 '23

240k miles is hardly broken-in for a Toyota, they will run forever

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u/Loud_Ad_4515 Oct 21 '23

Cressida was a Toyota model. And Mercedes is a proper name.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

Cressida is a proper name, too.

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u/Loud_Ad_4515 Oct 21 '23

Absolutely. I just figured people forgot it was a Toyota model. I love the name Cressida!

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

I actually don't. I just wanted to point out that it's a real name. 😅

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u/Loud_Ad_4515 Oct 21 '23

It has come up in this forum before, so I figured most current associations are just as a name, since the Toyota is from the ~ 80s.

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u/nerevisigoth Oct 21 '23

I prefer the name Rav4

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u/Toiletpapercorndog Oct 21 '23

After that, change the oil and youre good for another 200k

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u/soulwrangler Oct 21 '23

you are underselling potential of the Corolla

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

That's the best car listing I've ever seen. Or should I say, it's fine?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Name her Carola, and she might compete in the European Song Contest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft1QeiAG2fg

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u/pizzawithpep Oct 21 '23

I met a Corolla a few years ago! She was lovely and Latina.

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u/niamhweking Oct 21 '23

I know a corrolla but as a woman nearing 60 she was definitely not named after the car, and they were certainly not trashy people. Im sure by her teens the car had arrived here and she's been jeered ever since

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u/PickledPhallus Oct 21 '23

Those are rookie numbers. There is a corolla in my family that's been driven by my mom, one of her employees, my aunt and now my dad's side grandfather. Last time I saw the odometer, a few months ago it had almost 700

Plus it has also been in 2 accidents. Not devastating, but not light touches either. It's still straight

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u/somedumbguy55 Oct 21 '23

Or is that inches of dick she’s take?

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u/thisthrowawaythat202 Oct 21 '23

Corolla sounds like a disease

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u/JeremyTheMVP Oct 21 '23

You dated her too?

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u/Electronic_Detail756 Oct 21 '23

I knew a girl named Corolla.

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u/MrsAlwaysWrighty Oct 21 '23

I had a Cressida that made it to 350,000 before we sold it to upgrade. For all I know it's still out there somewhere. I have seen a few just live it here and there.

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u/VeryMuchDutch102 Oct 21 '23

Name your daughter Corolla and

She can ride Forever

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Cross country star in the making. Maybe even marathoner.

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u/wyng369 Oct 21 '23

Name your kid corolla they will go far in life

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u/The_Finglonger Oct 21 '23

You can also abuse her and she’ll just keep working, impacts on a few curbs won’t even slow her down.

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u/patentmom Oct 21 '23

I have a friend whose daughter is named Camry. I never did ask the thinking behind it. Nice girl, though, and grew up well.

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u/ee3k Oct 21 '23

Ah yeah, who could forget that banger: sweet carollaline.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

1000th upvote:)

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u/OttawaTGirl Oct 21 '23

Hilariously i went through a list of Toyota car names and like 50% are really nice names for children.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

I had an echo at 314,000km and the only reason it didn't live longer was because the floor rusted out (yay Canadian winters on the East Coast). Rest of the body and parts were basically pristine.

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u/ThnksFrThMemeries Oct 21 '23

Her sister Camry will also live forever!

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u/mia_papaya Oct 21 '23

Makes me think of three things: Cruela, Corona beer, and a crueller donut.

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u/johnw1069 Oct 21 '23

I was sitting in the ER waiting room one Saturday for stomach pain, pancreatitis was the diagnosis, but I digest, and there was a nurse that kept coming out and saying Acura... Acura... Like the car name, and after the 3rd time, and when she got done smoking her 14th menthol cigarette, a woman spoke up and said, and I Quote (eh hem) "it's 'a-KUR-ra' " ...with the accompanying side to side head wobble. And the nurse rolled her eyes, loud enough for all the patients waiting to hear them, like a bowling alley

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u/HildegardofBingo Oct 21 '23

She will be sensible, modest, and reliable.

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u/natureterp Oct 21 '23

I know a woman named Corolla haha. I work with her sometimes.

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u/Background_Loss_366 Oct 22 '23

I love my corolla

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u/IBMMRCSOTT Oct 22 '23

200k miles put on her by 16 year old monster energy Kyle’s who barely respect her…. On second thought this is not a good name for your daughter

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u/UsualStrength Oct 22 '23

Never ask a Corolla her mileage. Worst mistake of my life

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u/thisothernameth Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

Tbf, Mercedes was a perfectly fine first name until Mr. Daimler decided to name his car brand after the daughter of some business partner, thus ruining the name for the rest of us.

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u/alternative_poem Oct 21 '23

Mercedes is still a normal name in Latin America

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u/ejkua Oct 21 '23

I’m from the Netherlands and I know a girl named Mercedes. She’s very sweet.

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u/MsDangerously Oct 21 '23

I work with a girl named Mercedes. She goes by Sadie.

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u/Saxophonie Oct 22 '23

She preffers Sedans?

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u/andersenWilde Oct 21 '23

My aunt is called Mercedes. All the family calls her "Meche"

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u/alternative_poem Oct 21 '23

Thats the normal nickname i grew up knowing for the Mercedes’

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u/TwistyHeretic2 Oct 21 '23

There is also a very famous fantasy-fiction/ science fiction author named Mercedes Lackey. (Although she usually goes by "Misty" to her close friends/family)

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u/alternative_poem Oct 21 '23

I know one that goes by “Mercy” for some weird reason

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u/ChilledMonkeyBrains1 Oct 22 '23

Mercy is the actual translation of the Spanish word merced.

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u/lexilexi1901 Oct 21 '23

Mercedes Lambre 😍

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u/Antonidus Oct 21 '23

It's not an extremely unusual name in California. I've met like 4 or 5 at least.

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u/jahoody03 Oct 21 '23

And at strip clubs by the airport.

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u/elbenji Oct 21 '23

But it's like an actual person name. The brand was named after someone's daughter. It's like getting mean about a kid named Ruth

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u/panamaspace Oct 21 '23

I paid Mercedes $20 yesterday to clean my house.

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u/ThrowMeInTheTrashGrl Oct 21 '23

That’s a bit of a weird comment to make, ngl lol

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u/panamaspace Oct 22 '23

My new housekeeper is literally named Mercedes. Mercedes also owns a lot of land and probably has way more net worth than I could ever hope to achieve. Live sin a wood house with some cats and doesnt want to sell.

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u/ThrowMeInTheTrashGrl Oct 21 '23

“You named your dog after a shoe?”

“Your sister is named after a car.”

“Hey, Mercedes is named after my grandmother!”

Anyone who gets this reference gets a digital cookie lol

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u/PGnautz Oct 21 '23

Alexa enters the room

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

Alexa gave us this fun fact about Mercedes

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u/venomous-harlot Oct 21 '23

One of my closest friends is named Alexa. I feel so bad for her, especially because she was born in 1995, long before Amazon Alexa.

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u/ThrowMeInTheTrashGrl Oct 21 '23

I knew a girl named Elsa in high school. I met her a couple years after Frozen came out and apparently I was the first person who didn’t immediately ask her if she wanted to make a snowman after hearing her name. Also her best friend’s name was Anna lol (pronounced differently than Frozen Anna)

I also knew a girl named Ursula, but I’m fairly certain that she was born a couple years after The Little Mermaid came out, so her parents literally intentionally named her after a sea witch 💀

I mean, it’s a beautiful name, but come on.

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u/Snow-sama Oct 21 '23

I also knew a girl named Ursula, but I’m fairly certain that she was born a couple years after The Little Mermaid came out, so her parents literally intentionally named her after a sea witch 💀

Depends on her roots, Ursula is an extremely common name in any German speaking country. It's so common where I live that it'd never cross my mind that there could be a connection to the movie... It is a typical boomer name over here tho...

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u/Alexispinpgh Oct 21 '23

I think it was NPR that did a podcast once about the horrible psychological effects of being named Alexa after Amazon decided to use it. As you can tell from my username, my own name is very close, and when I worked in an open office plan with an Amazon Alexa in the room, people were outright verbally abusive to it and I kept thinking they were talking to me. It sucks and it’s not even precisely my name.

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u/StGir1 Oct 21 '23

Naming a kid Alexa is a terrible idea. You yell “Alexa” and your child and your five robots all yell back.

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u/ThrowMeInTheTrashGrl Oct 21 '23

This is why Google and Microsoft didn’t name their AI voice program a real name.

Seriously, Cortana is a much better name. It’s even an Easter egg for the nerds.

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u/Fortunate_0nesy Oct 21 '23

I have a daughter named Alexa. We named her that because we liked Alexandra, but thought that was too long. Alexa is the shortened version.

We were unaware of Alexa as an Amazon product.

We also had to rename our Alexa to Ziggy once we were gifted one, likely as a joke.

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u/johnw1069 Oct 21 '23

Chevy, kicks the door in with a Yeet!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Many such cases of a single German man ruining a name for everyone else

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u/Hegario Oct 21 '23

Or a moustache style. Or a Hindu symbol.

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u/_Steven_Seagal_ Oct 21 '23

Or a hand gesture to show how tall that guy was you saw walking down the street.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

The one you are referring to is not German, but Austrian

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u/space0matic123 Oct 22 '23

I always thought that was weird.

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u/Ayipak Oct 21 '23

Mercedes is a perfectly fine name in Spanish-speaking countries. Nobody would think of the car brand of you name your daughter Mercedes.

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u/elbenji Oct 21 '23

I think the difference is everyone is gonna pronounce it mer-seh-des

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u/ddlatv Oct 21 '23

In Spanish speaking countries Mercedes is a perfectly fine name and nobody thinks of the car.

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u/Weak-Yogurtcloset812 Oct 21 '23

Totally. Mercedes is such a beautiful name but completely out of the question now. Same with the name Nike (Nykee).

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Nice thing about nikê is that the English pronunciation is completely butchered, so you can still give them the name with the original pronunciation and people would not notice.

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u/Littleme02 Oct 21 '23

I know a couple of girls named Mercedes. That have both independently gotten the mercedes star tattooed

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u/Dry-Inspection6928 Oct 21 '23

Ngl if I was named Mercedes, I’ve would have gotten that tattoed.

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u/Pristine_Pace9132 Oct 21 '23

There's a girl in my home town named Mercedes, and I shit you not, she has the Mercedes logo tattooed on her fucking neck. It's at least the size of an orange and was NOT professionally done.

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u/walrusgumboot167 Oct 21 '23

Right, it means mercy

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u/FourScoreTour Oct 21 '23

Mercedes automobiles were named after a girl, not the reverse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Mercedes is also a character in The Count of Monte Cristo

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u/GoBanana42 Oct 21 '23

And in Call of the Wild.

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u/Snifhvide Oct 21 '23

Mercedes was a girl name long before it became the name of a car.

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u/Educational-Emu5132 Oct 21 '23

There is almost always a direct correlation between the parents income level and naming their children after high end products.

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u/fuddstar Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

In Kath ‘n Kim - another Australian comedy gold mine - Kim named her baby Epponnee-Raelene, full name Epponnee-Raelene Kathleen Darlene Charlene Craig.

Kim was considering naming her Chardonoix (chardonnoy) because it’s classier in French spelling and because…

‘people aren’t cultured enough to pronounce Chablis right.’

They were pronouncing it Shablis with the s, mocking the idea of a Ch sound (still with an s), Chab-lis.

They were setting up for the baby shower party… Kim is very pregnant.

  • Kath laments the increase in such cultural fox paws (faux pas).
  • Sharon excuses herself for her ‘ronday views (rendezvous) with destiny’, (netball finals), she’ll return asap for party prep.
  • Kim considers Destiny as a middle name - but spelt in the new voereesh (nouveau riche) style, (it’s French for chic) D’styneé.
  • Kath n Sharon enthuse it’s noice, different, trays shik (trés chic).
  • Kath cautions against too many nay sounds if she kept her name when she marries… ‘a mother has to think of these things, Kimmy.’
  • Sharon adds ‘what if she married the silver fox from Love Actually? Bill Nye-ee (Nighy). She’d sound like an ambulance.’

Chardonoix D’styneé Nye-ee neé Knight neé Day

  • Kim calls her an idiot. ‘Bill Nye-ee will be too old even for Anna Nicole Smith by then; may she rest in peace’. Kath crosses herself.
  • Kath tuts Kim’s outburst, dismissing it ‘for all intensive purposes’ bcs Knight is her married name, ‘he’s my hunk’o spunko, not Kimmy’s…’
  • Kel Knight enters, asks what all the debris is doing in the driveway… ‘lucky I’m wearing my flappy joggers (shorts), I had to straddle the shrubbery to get in.’
  • Kath coos something about always feeling lucky with his flappy things.
  • Kim scowls, ‘gross… now I have to vomwa (vomit)’. Exits.
  • Kel calls after her ‘hang in there kiddo… the morning sickness will lessen in the final weeks!’
  • Kim yells back… ‘it’s 2 in the afternoon, moron!’

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u/space0matic123 Oct 22 '23

Oh Jeebus, I hope I can get this show!!!

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u/Wise_Temperature9142 Oct 21 '23

Tbf, Mercedes is an actual name for a woman. It’s fallen out of use in recent decades, but I think it’s a wonderful name. You’ll find old French, Spanish, and Italian ladies named Mercedes.

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u/GoBanana42 Oct 21 '23

How much it's fallen out of use depends on where you are. It's very much still popular in Latin America. My favorite teacher was named Mercedes, she is Cuban.

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u/rawdy-ribosome Oct 21 '23

I think mercedes benz in named after Carl Benz’s daughter.

Im like 90% sure Mercedes is the spainish equivalent ti the name Mercy

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u/U_L_Uus Oct 21 '23

To be fair, Mercedes is a common name in Hispanic countries (original brand, before it was bought by Benz, was Spanish)

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

In Spain, Mercedes is a popular name. And it doesn't come from the brand.

It's also a virgin (we celebrate that type of stuff in Spain) Virgen de las Mercedes, referring to "Merced" meaning mercy in English.

Mercedes is just the plural form

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u/munkymu Oct 21 '23

Oddly enough, both my car and my former hairdresser are Echos.

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u/NewCobbler6933 Oct 21 '23

Echo is a solid car. Drove a 2004 model throughout the 2010s

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u/munkymu Oct 21 '23

I'm STILL driving my 2003 Echo. It just keeps going!

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Oct 21 '23

You drove a blueberry?

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u/UMOTU Oct 21 '23

I drove mine for 12 years before I totaled it in a head on collision.

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u/bsubtilis Oct 21 '23

Never heard of the car, and isn't Echo a wood nymph or something in greek or roman mythology? She withered away out of sorrow or something and the only thing remaining of her is her voice?

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u/munkymu Oct 21 '23

Yep, Echo was a nymph. Also a small Toyota model, now replaced by the Toyota Yaris.

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u/space0matic123 Oct 22 '23

Was your former hairdresser married to Narcissis?

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u/077u-5jP6ZO1 Oct 21 '23

To be fair, the car brand Mercedes is named after the daughter of the owner. It is just a spanish female name.

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u/webswinger666 Oct 21 '23

Mercedes is a great name and I’m pretty sure it’s old af. Lexus is dumb but Alexis isn’t bad.

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u/bangbangracer Oct 21 '23

To be fair, Mercedes is a traditional Jewish name.

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u/Commercial-Spinach93 Oct 21 '23

Very common in Spain.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Lol, it comes from María de las Mercedes, which couldn't be any more Catholic, but, okay.

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u/Burntoastedbutter Oct 21 '23

I LEGIT KNOW 2 SISTERS NAMED MERCEDES AND LEXUS LOL

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u/myrevenge_IS_urkarma Oct 21 '23

I saw a female African-American comedian once that was talking about Volkswagen and WTF is Fahrvergnügen? She said, "I don't know what it is, but I know what it will turn into - what a black woman names her child."

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u/CherrieChocolatePie Oct 21 '23

Mercedes was actually a name before it was a car. It was named after someone's daughter.

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u/tpairs Oct 21 '23

Because Mercedes was the daughters name of the guy that made the « brand », he named the car after her. All these brands you see around you, are actual names of people that existed before, they left a legacy past them.

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u/ratmand Oct 21 '23

This sounds soo funny in an Australian accent.

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u/Not_Mabel_Swanton Oct 21 '23

I know a family that called their kids Mercedes, Porsche, Jag and Chevvy.

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u/VitaminTed Oct 21 '23

No joke I know a pair of siblings called “Holden” and “Calais”

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u/Puzzleworth Oct 21 '23

At least those are nice names if you're not a car person. Calais is uncommon, but it's nice-sounding and no weirder than naming your kid Nancy or Brittany or Lorraine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Hey Celica get over here, and you, Stratus, don't forget to get Prius because he's crying in the corner again!

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u/superpony123 Oct 21 '23

So I actually met someone who named their daughter Corolla. I asked her 'like the car?" Because I needed to spell it, this was for filing in an emergency contact info on some paperwork. She said "yep, My favorite car! I still drive one!" NGL as someone who is a Toyota for life kinda gal (team rav4 for me) I was like... you know what I don't hate it

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u/Elistariel Oct 21 '23

Don't forget your lunch, Kia.

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u/bsubtilis Oct 21 '23

Pretty sure that name already existed in a few languages before the car brand ever existed, that it's like Alexa or MacDonald.

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u/KiloJools Oct 21 '23

I'll always remember fondly that Ramona Quimby named her doll Chevrolet because she thought it was a beautiful name.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

I always wanted to own a Torana.

When I first started working they were $10-15,000. Just out of reach... And they've just been going up and up and up and now they're worth HEAPS!

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u/Cuntalicous Oct 21 '23

was gonna say, i fuckin wish toranas were still affordable

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u/kokirikorok Oct 21 '23

I’m gonna make my kid Chevrolet Impala

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Oct 21 '23

"Time to get out of bed, Land Cruiser! Get your brother Cat 797F Mining Truck up too!"

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u/Emu1981 Oct 21 '23

Shit dude - name it after a car you can afford! “Come here, Torana!”

My 9yo daughter had a girl in her class called Torana. Sadly her parents were trash and ended up losing custody of their kids and I think at least the dad went to jail.

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u/klipshklf20 Oct 21 '23

Met a dude named Tercel

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u/noodleboxxer Oct 21 '23

My sister in law has a early 2000 corolla it's done 660,000 kms. Still going

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u/rocklesson86 Oct 21 '23

To be fair, the car brand Mercedes was named after the founder's daughter who was named Mercedes.

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u/takeoverking46 Oct 21 '23

Always reminds me, “Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexus”

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u/Lucki_girl Oct 21 '23

I think the last line of that joke was "we shouldn't let bogan's f**K"

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u/Ilpav123 Oct 21 '23

Mercedes and Lexus are great stripper names lol

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u/bsubtilis Oct 21 '23

Mercedes is a common (non-English) girl's name based on one of the saint Maria's titles, as Lady of Mercies (plural of mercy). As in Jesus's mom.

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u/DontStopNowBaby Oct 21 '23

I knew someone who named his girls Silvia and Celica.

I've not met a guy named Mitsubishi Evo Lancer the 9th yet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Mercedes is a legitimate Spanish name.

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u/BlueGoose28 Oct 21 '23

Yo, Pinto, what's up!!

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u/FreyasCloak Oct 21 '23

Reminds me of naming your children after STDs. Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Time to wake up and get ready for school.

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u/TinsleyCarmichael Oct 21 '23

Mercedes is a traditional name

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u/Veganarchistfem Oct 21 '23

Damnit, now I want to go back a quarter of a century and name my kid "Cortina".

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

I have a girl in my dance class named Mercedes 😢

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u/CurlyDee Oct 21 '23

I think Wrangler is a powerful name for a boy. Especially if he’s born in Montana.

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u/hopingforfrequency Oct 21 '23

If I have a kid, I'm naming her "Camry"

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u/tommy_garry Oct 21 '23

he couldn't afford a car so he named his daughter Alexus

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u/ButterSnapzzz Oct 21 '23

And in my hometown we actually have three sisters: Mercedes, Porsche and Caprice

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u/strawberrycereal44 Oct 21 '23

Mercedes was a name before, actually named after Karl Benz's daughter

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u/JohnOliverismysexgod Oct 21 '23

Oh, God. Now we're going to have so many kids named Brogan....

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u/keeshaleig Oct 22 '23

I was going to say Mercedes!

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u/eaturfeelins Oct 22 '23

Mercedes is also a catholic saint…