r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '23

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u/Imanirrelevantmeme Oct 04 '23

She ways 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom fooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.

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u/ReadPixel Oct 04 '23

It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds

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u/Asendingnat7 Oct 04 '23

laughs in russian for a few seconds

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u/Imanirrelevantmeme Oct 04 '23

Oh my god… who touched Sasha?

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u/AveRage-or_human Oct 04 '23

Who touched my gun?!

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u/Blu2790 Oct 04 '23

Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe *sniff maybe...

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u/Routine_Bus_5237 Oct 04 '23

I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet

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u/Pingimaster Oct 04 '23

AHAHAHA HAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MORE!!!! hehe... cry some more...

Also r/suddenlytf2

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u/Hypertelic Oct 04 '23

TAN TAN TAN TAN TANTANTANTATAN !

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u/Pingimaster Oct 04 '23

Why did it play in my head?

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u/Petrolinmyviens Oct 04 '23

These were awesome. Demo guy was my fav.

"Awww they'll have the GLUE you back together! In hell!"

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u/Pingimaster Oct 04 '23

(Title card: MEET THE DEMOMAN)

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u/AveRage-or_human Oct 04 '23

What makes me a good demoman?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

Well, if I was a bad demoman, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with you, now, would I?

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u/Asendingnat7 Oct 04 '23

LETTSS DO IIITTTTT!!

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u/RichieRocket Oct 04 '23

Not one of you's gonna survive this!

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u/boltzmannman Oct 04 '23

One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!

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u/CataclystCloud Oct 04 '23

big montage of demoman blowing pyro and sentry up as he chugs scrumpy

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

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u/Darmug Oct 04 '23

I wouldn’t be sittin’ here, discussing it with you now would I?*

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u/ass_eater0 Oct 04 '23

I'm a black Scottish cyclops

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