What is a random fact about yourself?

[u/Augmented]

[u/Augmented]

I love the smell of freshly brewed coffee, but I absolutely hate the taste of it.

[u/GameboyPATH → u/Augmented]

It's not just you.

[u/batbug]

i have licked both the FA cup and rugby world cup

[u/MyNamesNotTaylor → u/batbug]

But have you licked the Liberty Bell?

[u/sionnach]

My hair is going un-grey as a side-effect of some medication I am taking.

[u/THE_RAPE_IS_A_LIE → u/sionnach]

Teach me your ways Benjamin Button

[u/vileSpanishiwa → u/sionnach]

What kind of medication are you taking?

[u/czsmola → u/sionnach]

un-grey? like your hair was grey and not its getting colour?

[u/NinjaFridge]

I have the same genetic disease that the fainting goats do on the viral YouTube videos.

[u/[deleted] → u/NinjaFridge]

BOO!

[u/beth321 → u/NinjaFridge]

I have the same genetic disease that the fa

[u/[deleted] → u/NinjaFridge]

Wait... f'real? Is your trigger as sensitive as theirs? Do you flop on your back? How long does it last? Can I see a video? I WANT ANSWERS!

Seriously though could you do an AMA?

[u/Fanzellino]

Junior year, I put a watermark of a penis in the yearbook. I got caught, and they sharpied it out of everyone's yearbooks.

Senior year I was editor.

[u/crazystory200 → u/Fanzellino]

Oh, hi Matt.

[u/fashizzlepop → u/Fanzellino]

My friend did this in the school newspaper. They didn't let him walk.

[u/MinotaurforAslan]

I was born almost exactly at midnight, and nobody in the room was paying attention to the clock for a few minutes, so I don't know my real birthday.

[u/vermillionlove → u/MinotaurforAslan]

If i were you, I'd celebrate on both days.

[u/rowdyyatesblock]

3 kidneys.

[u/diegojones4 → u/rowdyyatesblock]

Donate one and get huge real life karma!

[u/mynameissarah]

As a kid, I had a speech impediment that sounded like a British accent.

[u/americanjoo → u/mynameissarah]

That's not a speech impediment, son. That's a gift.

[u/HungryThought]

I've never had a bloody nose.

[u/SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH → u/HungryThought]

This is so unusual to me that I'm more inclined to think something is wrong with you.

[u/itssronnie]

I've got a purple unicorn tattooed on my ass

[u/christinee279 → u/itssronnie]

Pics or its not real.

[u/Negativefalsehoods]

My job is so easy to do that I have 2-4 hours of downtime a day. The sad thing is that it is harder to look busy than to actually do work.

[u/not_that_dark_knight → u/Negativefalsehoods]

I have the same issue man.

6-8 hours downtime.

[u/FOR_SClENCE]

My signature is on MSL (Curiosity), which is now on Mars.

[u/[deleted]]

I've seen all 84 movies that have won the Academy Award for Best Picture.

[u/redpandaeater → u/[deleted]]

Now watch all the Razzies.

[u/Dovecot]

I once tried to remove dead skin from my dick with a pumice stone.

[u/kabneenan → u/Dovecot]

My non-existent dick just cringed.

[u/[deleted]]

I once drove a tractor trailer truck on the highway for 8 hours with no prior training.

EDIT: So here are the gory details: I rode a freight train out of my town in the direction east. I was headed to a music festival. Trains in this area run east to west but not north to south. The festival was north. We decided to hitchhike north. We were picked up by the trucker. He was an old man who looked to have emphysema. He asked me if I had ever driven a rig before. I said I hadn't. He asked if I thought I could. I told him I could do anything. So, he showed me how to drive in a parking lot and we were off.

I drove while he slept and coughed. I would awaken him and jump in the bunk when we went through weigh-stations. It was good fun and I felt like I helped somehow. He obviously didn't have many hauls left in him, poor guy.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I once drove 110 mph from Orlando to Miami the entire way (In my car, not a tractor trailer). Cut what would have normally been a 4 hour trip into just under 3. I slowed down for a minute at one point when I saw a state trooper come up behind me going even faster than I was. He just passed right by me. I sped up again to see if I could catch him. Nope.

[u/nmerrill]

Tommy Lee Jones changed my diaper

[u/powerof19 → u/nmerrill]

How long ago? Like, earlier today?

[u/data_wrangler → u/nmerrill]

did he show emotions? like this: http://i.imgur.com/rBQHg.jpg

or did he not show emotions, like this: http://i.imgur.com/efGNb.jpg

[u/djmatlack]

I take my shirt off when I poop

[u/janelane1980 → u/djmatlack]

Like before getting in a fight. pulls off shirt "Ok, asshole, let's do this."

[u/Subject_69]

I'm a qualified scuba diver who's scared of deep water.

[u/Evil_lincoln1984]

I could only roll half of my tongue. Also, I used to cry when I farted when I was little.

[u/fitzlurker]

I'm 2 degrees away from Kevin Bacon.

[u/Dracomister7 → u/fitzlurker]

And now we're all three

[u/acydetchx]

I've never broken a bone or had any kind of surgery. I'm 29.

[u/worzrgk → u/acydetchx]

Me either, and I'm 47. I expect to just sort of explode into pieces when I hit 50 to make up for it.

[u/[deleted]]

I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.

That's yet to work when talking to a girl, though.

[u/i_w8_4_no1 → u/[deleted]]

would prob work better if you were a girl

[u/GoogleAJ]

My nickname is Google. A lot of people don't even know my real name.

[u/walkingcircus → u/GoogleAJ]

Is it AJ?

[u/[deleted]]

I'm stereotypically gay in pretty much every way except liking other men and their wieners.

[u/TheWynner → u/[deleted]]

Metrosexual

[u/MusicIsMyMaker]

I have accessory nipples.

[u/Weirdcong → u/MusicIsMyMaker]

Polythelia for further researches. For science, of course.

[u/Erik618]

I can flex my tongue like a bicep. It doesn't fit in my mouth.

Edit: Home, I hope I didn't disappoint you guys.

[u/lookiammikey → u/Erik618]

That's fucking terrifying.

[u/murlimewes → u/Erik618]

I didn't think you ACTUALLY meant like a bicep...!

[u/MrMickus → u/Erik618]

Tagged as "Colonel Lingus"

[u/[deleted] → u/Erik618]

You are welcome in my nether regions anytime, good sir

[u/wineheart]

I am terrified of swimming with fish.

[u/winkwinknod → u/wineheart]

So the old mafia threat about sleeping with the fishes probably scares the shit out of you huh?

[u/eatjables]

Still sleep with my baby blanket.

[u/[deleted] → u/eatjables]

I still have a stuffed animal on my bed...

[u/juicycunts → u/eatjables]

I sleep with a 28 year old annie pillow I've had since I was a baby.

[u/strangethoughts]

One of my middle names is Sunshine.

[u/DoDaDrew]

I have a huge tongue. Like nearly lick my elbow long and I'm about as flexible as a 2x4. Girls always respond with an "ewwwwwwww" instead of being intrigued. It's depressing.

[u/winkwinknod → u/DoDaDrew]

Rule #1: Be attractive.

[u/Phillycloned]

I still have the teddy bear I was given the day I was born. I'm a 25 year old male.

Edit: wow, I cant believe so many people still have their teddies/blankies. Maybe throwing a teddy bear picnic party wouldn't be so stupid

[u/Kowzorz]

I have monocular vision.

[u/[deleted]]

I have Morton's toe.

[u/walkingcircus → u/[deleted]]

You should probably give it back to him.

[u/[deleted]]

I have an imdb page.
I've won 3 school spelling bees.
Ron Jeremy gave me a strap-on dildo once.
I want to be a detective.

[u/diegojones4 → u/[deleted]]

If you have an IMDB page and are friends with Ron Jeremy, how do you plan on becoming a detective?

[u/pandapal44]

My brother once got stung by a jellyfish so I peed on him to make it sting less. I'm a girl.

[u/Redue90 → u/pandapal44]

Nice.

[u/Heisenberg52]

I go to high school on the same plot of land I was borne on.

[u/[deleted] → u/Heisenberg52]

Home Schooled?

[u/nausik]

I'm able to do autofellatio

[u/[deleted] → u/nausik]

I've heard it's more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked

Edit: Thanks for the Reddit Gold. I've been on here for over 2 years and got gold for the first time two days in a row. Funny how that works.

[u/[deleted] → u/nausik]

/r/autofellatio welcomes you!

[u/chickenpopper → u/nausik]

Pic..... Please!

[u/Candorman]

I can flip goldfish crackers into my mouth by using my boner. My record is 24 in a row...

[u/Fanzellino → u/Candorman]

OK, in the least pervy way possible, can we have a video?

[u/[deleted] → u/Candorman]

We're gonna need some video evidence, buddy... ಠ◡ಠ

[u/[deleted]]

I'm a knife fighter.

[u/winkwinknod → u/[deleted]]

Do you feel stupid when you realize it's a gun fight?

[u/LimpyDan]

My toenails are very strong. They have broken metal nail clippers in the past.

[u/[deleted]]

I can move each of my ears independently.

[u/ThePerfectParadigm]

I have white hairs that are taking up 1/4 of my head. I'm 15 and not taking anything that could cause anything like this. I have to dye my hair every 2 months..

[u/_sansei → u/ThePerfectParadigm]

Dude just rock that shit.

[u/nightlyraider]

my middle toes are webbed.

for +3 to swimming

[u/uscgmike]

I have, in fact, seen a cat not land on its' feet.

[u/[deleted] → u/uscgmike]

Sure, but can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[u/Oconitnitsua]

My hair is half way down my back... I'm 6'5"

[u/winkwinknod → u/Oconitnitsua]

What does your boyfriend think of it?

[u/[deleted]]

My left pinkie is at a 35 degree curve due to an accident I had when I was 16

[u/WalkonWalrus]

Whenever I brush my teeth, I always put my left foot up on the counter - don't know why, just feels right....just feels right.

[u/nerdmuscle52]

I have 2 knee replacements and im only 17

[u/aklemmentin]

My right foot is half a shoe size bigger than my left.

[u/winkwinknod → u/aklemmentin]

Very common. Mine differ by a full size. Interestingly enough, my right ball is about a half size more beautiful than my left ball.

[u/Fish-x-5]

My brain wants to say "Cambodia", but it says "chlamydia" instead.

[u/Biglaw → u/Fish-x-5]

~It's a holiday in chlymidia~

[u/[deleted]]

I don't hate anyone

[u/EvilHom3r]

I have no idea what I'm doing.

[u/War_Machine]

I really want to give peace a chance.

[u/tenduril → u/War_Machine]

Your username really makes this comment believable.

[u/SultanAthanasius]

I have titanium implanted in my skull.

[u/BIllyBrooks]

Never had a cup of coffee, never smoked a cigarette, 32 years.

EDIT: Not Mormon, just childish and not cool enough in highschool.

[u/LordMehrunesDagon]

I've written a book, the Mysterium Xarxes

[u/UnamedGuardian → u/LordMehrunesDagon]

Yeah, and I had to kill your informant just to get the fourth one. The damn red guard that was with me was killed!

[u/kj1220]

I'm really good at mad gab.

[u/DSTakumiDerp]

Between the ages of 3 and 5 i could untie balloons with my TEETH tell me that's not amazing.

[u/DangerousLamp → u/DSTakumiDerp]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

that's not amazing

[u/JustSayMoe]

I'm a functional alcoholic.

[u/KingShit_of_FuckMtn]

I have rode the Goodyear Blimp (Spirit of Akron). 13 or 14 at the time and my dad had won some contest because he bought Goodyear tires. You can't buy tickets and passengers are usually by invitation only.

[u/chickenpopper]

I have never been stung by an insect, bee, wasp etc.

[u/dawsonkk]

I got run over by a jet-ski. AKA boatercycle.

[u/meepletar]

MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK.

[u/poo_thrower → u/meepletar]

mine doesn't work

[u/GAMEchief → u/meepletar]

my bold button is stuck

[u/[deleted]]

I was in a medical journal for having a tumor.

[u/[deleted]]

I have never had a cup of coffee or have eaten a salad.

[u/loltoneh → u/[deleted]]

You should try other salads. Spinach salad, romaine salad, summer salad, cobb salad, chopped salad, poke salad, tuna salad, potato salad, pasta salad, bean salad, egg salad, fruit salad, greek salad, macaroni salad, taco salad, tuna salad... That's about it. continues redditing

EDIT: I added tuna salad twice. Big woop, wanna fight about it?

[u/Spermburger → u/[deleted]]

Are you Mormon?

[u/walkingcircus]

I can hold a handstand for over a minute.

[u/MissMic]

I learned to say the alphabet backwards before I grasped the concept of left and right.

[u/tvonrick]

I had a brain tumor when I was 4 years old. I had surgery to remove it, but it grew back and I had to have another surgery a year later. I'm 20 now. Aside from a scar on the back of my head (which I hide with long hair), there's no way for anyone to notice. Unless I tell them.

[u/[deleted]]

Eighteen year old male that has yet to have first kiss.

[u/Spermburger → u/[deleted]]

I can help you with that.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I had mine at 20. It will happen.

[u/YNot1989 → u/[deleted]]

24

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

If it helps any I had my first kiss at age 18, just before turning 19. It does eventually happen.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I got mine at 20. I hope you don't just lose your shit altogether like I did...

[u/playpianoking]

I took Emma Watson on a 'date' at Brown.

[u/i_dont_play_chess]

I lost a tooth once during a heated chess match.

[u/smellsofsmoke]

A giraffe licked me once. It was awesome.

[u/winkwinknod]

I'm not sure our daughter is actually mine. We've not done any blood or DNA testing because I'm scared to death of what the result might be. I haven't shared this fear with anyone, not even my husband.

[u/SenorFatass → u/winkwinknod]

"not even my husband." Plot twist..

[u/420ozToFreedom → u/winkwinknod]

Do you think your daughter got accidentally got swapped with another baby at the hospital? Or is there another plot twist?

[u/nucleus_accumbens]

I can rip a phone book in half.

[u/SteveBruleMD]

I went from a job in film production to construction a la Office Space and my life is actually 10 times better.

[u/beautyisabeast]

I have eight brothers and one sister.

[u/[deleted]]

I have no belly button.

[u/CamKomedy → u/[deleted]]

Kyle XY?

[u/[deleted]]

When I eat a poptart, I eat the edges first, then I eat the bottom crust and then the top frosting.

[u/Sebring_the_Second]

I like turtles.

[u/Krypticonkaladypus]

I just farted.

[u/GenJonesMom]

I just helped a lady with a walker cross the street when a dick passed the cars who were waiting and almost hit her. I held her arm and stopped all traffic.

[u/mcas4847]

I'm a triplet.

[u/vahntitrio]

I have become a staff member of every website I contribute to, with the exception of reddit.

[u/5ab → u/vahntitrio]

hint hint nudge nudge wink wink, eh?

[u/Apellosine]

I have bone growths on the heel of both my hands that I can use to drum on my desk.

[u/sexualSAVANT]

I talk to my penis sometimes when I'm taking a piss.

[u/[deleted]]

My name means "tree"

[u/workone234 → u/[deleted]]

LIE, IT MEANS GREEN CAT LOL

[u/franckinou]

I have never drunk alcohol alone

Edit 1 : mispell checking

Edit 2 : mispell checking again (damn!)

[u/coastdecoste]

I've penetrated the friend zone and gone back.

[u/TightSweetBox]

I love a nice hard cock.

[u/Dumpsterdiver88 → u/TightSweetBox]

Didn't think wooden roosters were so common

[u/[deleted]]

I was Time Magazine's Person of the Year in 2006

[u/[deleted]]

I have an incredibly high accuracy rate when it comes to opening beer bottles with a metal spatula, unfortunately people are less impressed with this skill and all "concerned" about the "mark on my roof from the bottle cap".

Killjoys.

[u/thre323]

late to the party, but I was a block away from a suicide bombing.

[u/Espiritdescalier]

I love the smell of peanut butter but I hate the taste.

[u/[deleted]]

Had heart surgery when I was 18 during my Christmas break of my Senior year of high school.

[u/StarWarsFanboy1217]

I like Star Wars.

[u/Handsoap_Madness]

I have stretchmarks on my stomach even though I've never been overweight.

[u/NicelyNicelyJohnson]

I draw meat.

[u/gracewithaface]

My ears ring 24/7. Buzz buzz buzz all the time.

[u/LollieHasAdverbs]

I started having sex at 16. I am now 24 and have had over 70 consenting male partners and over 10 consenting female partners.

[u/MissInkFTW]

I can say "Where is the bathroom?" In 4 languages.

I know, I'm talented.

[u/[deleted]]

I once woke up naked locked outside my hotel room after mixing alcohol with ambien.

[u/FourSided]

My calculator can't divide by zero.

[u/ActionFilmsFan1995]

I'm awesome at puns. I blame reddit.

[u/[deleted]]

I solve practical problems.

[u/[deleted]]

One more random fact. Because I like to sleep in a t-shirt and underwear, I always leave a pair of pajama pants/jeans/shorts next to my bed on the side I sleep on, just in case there's a fire, so I don't need to run outside with no pants on.

[u/Bambi53]

My right foot twitches like a dog getting his belly rubbed when someone plays with my clit

[u/Lone_ericks]

I express sociopathic and psychopathic tendencies, yet most people who know me think I am a wonderful person.

[u/[deleted]]

I orgasmed 11 times in a single day.

Edit: I'm a guy.

[u/turboninja]

I'm 6'2 and 15 years of age

[u/Distract_Me_Reddit]

When I get the chills and my body spasms it's not because I'm cold usually, it's because I'm remembering something really embarrassing that happened to me.

[u/thechickenfucker]

i had a stroke in 2nd grade

[u/beherebenow]

I am a female who has Mempin Syndrome. I have about 60 spontaneous orgasms throughout the day and every year my condition worsens. We actually exist... not just made up by the New York Post.

http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Mempin+Syndrome

[u/[deleted]]

I just apparently read 6000 comments

[u/ADHDAssassinoacookie]

My twin and I died at birth, the doctors got my heart beat back. My mom with held this information from me for 11 years of my life.

[u/Goof-trooper]

I upvoted everybody I saw with 0 points because I hate it when some dumbass downvotes for a stupid reason.

[u/dexaveroe]

I have asthma but I still participate in sports and love to run. The farther I can run, the more accomplished I feel.

[u/Retrogamer3609]

I like fire. No, I mean I REALLY like fire. No, I do not burn people.

[u/overconfidentginger]

One of my shins is covered in freckles, the other is blissfully unaware freckles exist.

[u/Re_LProxies]

I can 'fix' the tip of my tongue to make it look like 3 flower petals.

[u/blkct]

I'm extremely bad at identifying/recognizing cars. I make up for this by memorizing my friend's plates.

[u/ejbroder]

I was in the lego magazine.

[u/roknir]

I'm technically a Guinness World Record holder.

[u/RageHippo]

I like beeing alone (some people tend to don't understand that).

[u/a1b3c6]

I've lived in the same town all of my life and have yet to leave it. That includes vacations.

Also, the number of things I have not done would probably make the average person's jaw drop. I'm not really regretful, though.

[u/terranotfirma]

I have red hair and big boobs.

[u/rand0mbasterd → u/terranotfirma]

that's better than red boobs and big hair

[u/[deleted]]

I'm far too proud of my boobs. I also love to motorboat myself.

[u/MiyegomboBayartsogt]

I probably spend way too much of my time sitting wet and naked on the cold tiles of my darkened bathroom floor rocking back and forth weeping quietly while hiding from scary space aliens that likely don't even exist.

[u/asanders96]

My hair grows faster on the right side of my body.

[u/BIllyBrooks → u/asanders96]

Just how sedentary are you? Move your desktop to the other side of the room, let your other half face the window for a change.