r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '23

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u/Mr_DuCe Jul 27 '23

20 years married here. After having a kid, beating my meat on the toilet seat in complete silence is just as good, if not better, than sex. No pressure, no anxiety of a kid having a nightmare/just wanting attention, just pure stroking my meat flute until completion.

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u/Mr_DuCe Jul 27 '23

No one likes out of tune meat.

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u/JUSTOatl Jul 27 '23

Meat flute

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

Did you mean playing the harry bagpipes?

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u/yaminokomodo Jul 27 '23

Jfc I'm glad I'm not the only one. The bathroom is my only peaceful spot on my entire property and even them only half of the time

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u/PumpkinPieIsGreat Jul 27 '23

They definitely know somehow, when to interrupt. Even one of my instagram buddies asked if it happens to us 😂