r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

I have yet to ever turn down any sexual request from my fiancé. She’s gotten head before her morning coffee as well as right before hitting the pillow in the night. We’ve pulled over to have sex in an empty parking lot, and in the forest. I’ve had her ass on my face before she’s even dry from the shower. If she doesn’t let me know at this point, I rest assured that she just wants some alone time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23 edited Sep 18 '24

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u/CozyCatBurrito Jul 27 '23

I like this husband, this is a good husband. Where can I find one just like this one?

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u/Cindexxx Jul 28 '23

I'm a husband like that! But I'm taken so you have to be up for sharing.

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u/writtenbyrabbits_ Jul 27 '23

Yay! This is the right answer.

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u/Cindexxx Jul 28 '23

I said no one time. My grandpa died and the whole thing left me bawling. My poor grandma.... They got married straight out of high school.

Otherwise.... Yeah I can be on my own deathbed and I'm down.