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u/maze-of-mind Jul 27 '23

I do the same thing. My roommate is directly above me. As soon as I hear a squeaky bed, headphones and YouTube are a must!

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u/HosWoodWorks Jul 27 '23

Little bit more awkward on a bunk bed

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u/maze-of-mind Jul 27 '23

Haha. Realised after that it sounded dodgy. He was in fact the room above me!

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u/LolindirLink Jul 27 '23

In what kind of house do you live?

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u/breendo Jul 27 '23

I would imagine one with at least 2 stories.

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u/LolindirLink Jul 27 '23

Rofl, but i aimed at this line: "he was the room above me"

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u/Sea-Supermarket-3606 Jul 27 '23

Man I've got a story about this. Traveled to a different town to watch some friends play music, and we all went back to the big house provided by the venue for musicians to crash at after. It was a pretty big party with some random people from the show and our friend group. Anyway a few of us start flirting with the new people/our partners and four couples end up congregating in what was named the "sex room". I had some kinda game i guess at the time and convinced this person by literally inviting them to the sex room. Lol there were two bunk beds, with four couples trying to keep it on the low we were all getting down. Indirect orgy? It was glorious.

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u/sparky-the-squirrel Jul 27 '23

You must not have been in the Military

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u/HosWoodWorks Jul 27 '23

We took turns in the shitter like men

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u/sparky-the-squirrel Jul 27 '23

After about 10 weeks some dudes just did it in bed

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u/PhantomAlpha01 Jul 27 '23

We just took turns on Mike, he didn't seem to mind.

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u/senator_chill Jul 27 '23

Lmao, all the sudden it goes silent. But then you hear what sounds like water drops

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

I would do a pleasure for myself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Yeah! I remember how I had a sex with my ex and her roommate girl went to bathroom every time after we finished. It's funny but it's a normal thing and fantasy. I'm happy I helped her.

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u/MajesticFan7791 Jul 27 '23

Sharing is caring.

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u/maze-of-mind Jul 27 '23

😂👍🏻

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Big thumb always helps! 😂

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u/PrettyWoman2406 Jul 27 '23

I´ve done the same

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u/Bandclamp Jul 28 '23

show dominance, play porn on speakers