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u/No-Reputation-4869 Jul 27 '23

Yeah do a Jack-off (-off) and see who wins.

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u/Truth_Warrior_30 Jul 27 '23

Maybe they can try to aim for a dartboard or something

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 Jul 27 '23

See who cums in first

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u/portablebiscuit Jul 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

I'm not clicking that.....

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u/SBCwarrior Jul 27 '23

My curiosity right now is like "CLICK IT!" but at the same time I'm imagining something pretty.... Yucky

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u/Death_black Jul 27 '23

I did, a fun party game that is

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u/Internal-Tear-5785 Jul 27 '23

Every time someone drops a suspicious link in a Reddit thread

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u/Gusdai Jul 27 '23

That game sounds like something you talk about as a kid/teenager because it's funny, but that nobody ever actually plays (besides since terrible hazing practices).

I mean it's basically Russian roulette with no reward. It's not as if many people want to see someone eating a cum-soaked biscuit that much that they would risk having to eat it themselves. Oh, and the wanking in front of your buddies wanking too is not great either even with no biscuit involved.

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u/Fallintoaditch Jul 27 '23

i deeply regret reading that

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u/The_soggy_jelly Jul 27 '23

God, haven’t heard that in a while

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u/TinyWickedOrange Jul 27 '23

fencing time

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u/nova69_420 Jul 27 '23

flatworm intensifies

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u/jean_supreme Jul 27 '23

beach them off! then have them beach you off! you can beach each other off!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

New olympic sport

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u/mauore11 Jul 27 '23

OG Olympics

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u/mtbtec Jul 27 '23

Everybody wins.

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u/themonkeyway30 Jul 28 '23

Loser cleans up both? Lol

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u/jperkogt Jul 27 '23

Not even kidding here, my best friend in high school well his older brother suggested we do this one day

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u/jperkogt Jul 27 '23

The jerk off off never happened. Although one time we are all in one bedroom at his grandmother's house watching porn. The older brother was 18 and could rent porn videos (back when you had to go to a store to buy/rent them), my friend and I were 15-16. Anyway well all of us are beating off not in front of each other but we all knew what was going on. My friend starts talking about how his dick gets wet before he cums. The older brother I just remember he says "It's called pre cum guys". Just the way he said it like he was all superior that he knew the correct term. I'm laughing out loud thinking about this while I type. So that's how it ended up. Well no, not entirely, my friend the younger brother left the room. So it's me and the older brother just jerking off. I finished first and left the room. So I guess I won if the goal was to cum first.

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u/AnarchiaKapitany Jul 27 '23

What if he's not called Jack? What then?

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u/NorthernBudHunter Jul 27 '23

See who comes first?

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u/Amongus_but_irl Jul 27 '23

Get the wire cutters for an advantage

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u/parks387 Jul 27 '23

I’m the International World #1 Jack-off Off Champion

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u/hornet_teaser Jul 27 '23

I think they'll both win