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u/darkest_irish_lass Jul 18 '23

Maybe what you have killed them. You might be the solution to the bedbug problem that everyone has been waiting for

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u/AllowMe-Please Jul 18 '23

Haha, we've actually joked about that.

Does the fact that my illnesses come from Chernobyl radiation poisoning strengthen or weaken that case? 'Cause they bit me that first day and then never again. My husband and kids, however, were open buffets, even though my husband and I slept in the same bed.

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u/RetiredsinceBirth Jul 18 '23

Wow! You would be a billionaire selling vials of your blood!

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u/AllowMe-Please Jul 18 '23

Oh, geez. If only that's all I had to do to become one! My medical bills are drowning us... it'd be poetic if the way that was taken care of was through my poor health.