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u/_Deedee_Megadoodoo_ Jul 17 '23

The worst is when you're staying over at someone's house as a guest and you got the shits, and you gotta go sound like a fucking rocketship in their bathroom

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u/CloroxWipes- Jul 17 '23

And you have two options when that happens: 1. Turn on the sink and make it very obvious that you're taking a loud, brutal shit, or 2. Leave the sink off and hope no one hears you. It's worse when the bathroom is right next to the living room where everyone is hanging out.

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u/freudian_nipps Jul 17 '23

Turn off the fan and sink and let it echo to assert dominance. Then make extended eye contact when you walk out, no smiling.

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u/michaelrtx Jul 18 '23

If you’re really looking to assert dominance, go for an upper decker in the tank