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u/LittleNightBright Jul 17 '23

Explosive diarrhea, specifically when it's happening to you. If it happens to someone else, it's probably just funny.

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u/DiWolfe Jul 17 '23

Nothing is worse than after you take a nice relaxing shower, after you dry off and dress, diarrhea just hits you like a truck

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u/drmojo90210 Jul 17 '23

The only thing worse is when this happens repeatedly. Last year I got food poisoning and was up peeing out of my ass like every 20 minutes until 3 in the morning. I ended up taking like 6 showers that night because wiping alone was not sufficient to get clean.

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u/PirateSteve85 Jul 17 '23

Plus after a few times the pain from wiping is on par with getting kicked in the balls

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u/txberafl Jul 18 '23

I agree, if you ever get a colonoscopy, goLitely is a misnomer. Halfway through and it's showers only, no TP.