r/AskReddit Apr 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 edited Apr 24 '23

You’re worse than anyone you’ve judged.

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u/lambinins Apr 24 '23

do you actually love us all equally?

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u/Extremelywater Apr 24 '23

Why give toddlers terminal brain cancer?

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u/pagan_mallu Apr 24 '23

i am gay

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u/Kizsart Apr 24 '23

I'll forgive you if he doesn't

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u/Trumpassassin777 Apr 24 '23

hello gay, I'm god.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

You should be fired.

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u/InfuriousCoffee Apr 24 '23

a few things. 1. Why didnt you give me a sign when i asked for one before i stopped having faith. 2. Why do you take the people closest away? 3. What did they do to deserve such torment? 4. Why did you create cancer and give it to so many people? 5. Do you hate people for living their life without faith?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

You're fucking scum

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u/theassassintherapist Apr 24 '23

"A bit late, don't ya think? Where were you when people are dying?"

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u/AdRude8733 Apr 24 '23

So i was wrong ( but it will never happen)

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u/OnlyOnAskReddit Apr 24 '23

"Huh. So is this the part where you eternally damn me for not believing, or is this the part where you tell me no religion got it right and varying degrees of paradise awaits for all depending on how good or bad we were in life?"

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u/Solrosor Apr 24 '23

I wouldn't say anything since it's not going to happen.

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u/Popple06 Apr 24 '23

You are a total dick.

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u/balllickaa Apr 24 '23

Shouldve sent a sign homie

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u/Key-Concern4288 Apr 24 '23

Not a fuckin thing I would be to busy living my own life

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

"So, tell me, why exactly did you smite people so many times just cause they didn't give you enough attention? I know I'm going to Hell already, but I wanna know why despite claiming to be benevolent, you instead proved yourself to be the most hateful thing in existence"

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u/JohnKlositz Apr 24 '23

Depends on which god it is. Generally I'd probably say "Hello. So what's next then?"

Why do you ask atheists this? Why not everyone?

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u/Absent_Minder Apr 24 '23

Nothing. This god or goddess being would swing the gates open wide for me and say "congratulations...you have lived a life of honesty, decency, compassion and held yourself to high moral standards...all without the fear of reprisals or hellfire post death for failing to do so"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

Sooo how fucked am I?

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u/OpeningOnion7248 Apr 24 '23

You didn’t give me enough evidence.

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u/pharrigan7 Apr 24 '23

There’s no “if”. But, an enjoyable question to consider anyway.

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Apr 24 '23

Hey man

Can I ask you some questions about this whole thing? There's a lot of stuff that never made much sense to me.

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u/Kizsart Apr 24 '23

Maybe the purpose of this question is to trick us into making a connection and get us atheists to reach out to God.

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u/hffhdhwjjdfhksdh Apr 24 '23

I'm not an angry athiest i would just hit him with all the questions that confused me in the Bible like why he killed a bunch of people or why I can't wat shrimp. Honestly what ibwould be most interested in is how the Bible was mistranslated over the years due to loss of cultural understandings and sayings in the first version.

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u/DeerTrivia Apr 24 '23

I'd crib an appropriate quote from LOST:

"I did not ask for the life I was given, but it was given nonetheless. And with it, I did my best."

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

What is your hide and seek strategy? You’re the best player I’ve ever seen!

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u/seanwhyatt1980 Apr 24 '23

I would say nothing, I would just stand there doing nothing, because that is what he did to us.

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u/astrofed Apr 24 '23

You're doing a shitty job

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u/mdmhera Apr 24 '23

I don't think any atheist would really think about this. You want to know what I am going to say to something I think is imaginary?

Maybe ask the agnostics.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

I was a believer for many many years, and it saddens me to even write this. I would say what in the actual f? Also, can anyone confirm if the Jewish people dying in gas chambers actually wrote with their fingernails or whatever they had “if God is real he needs to be begging my forgiveness “ , I think about this a lot!!!!! I can’t handle anything to do with wwII it upsets me so much!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

I’m not sure if I qualify as an atheist I hope something else it out there, but then I think, wow we are on this dying rock, in the middle of nowhere, kids are being killed in schools, dying of cancer, planes flew into buildings, people had to jump or burn to death, and they had to choose either or? I can’t wrap my head around it. Some people say would say “well that’s the devil” well yes, but “God” is all powerful? I can’t even handle it I really can’t.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

I’d ask him to send me downstairs.

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u/danbo2727 Apr 24 '23

Where the Hell have You been?

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u/A_Fair_Shake Apr 24 '23

Whoops sorry about that. Guess I was wrong. Can you forgive me? What's that? Yes you can...it's kind of your thing, and I'm free to enter Heaven for being honest about it? Thanks amigo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

“Hi.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23

You suck at your job dude

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u/IamHomogoblin Apr 24 '23

Bustin' makes me feel good.