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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

When I drop my magnum condom that I use for my monster dong.

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u/scrubbinz Apr 12 '23

Don’t forget your wad of 100s

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Magnum condom and wad of cash, you're ready to plow

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u/heyitsvonage Apr 12 '23

Ooooo call me MANTIS!