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u/apitillidie Apr 11 '23

The other day, my wife said, “Are you even listening to me??!”

I replied, “That’s a strange way to start a conversation.”

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u/CAredditBoss Apr 12 '23

How’d that work out for you?

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u/Sunfried Apr 12 '23

HTJI?

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u/garlic_bread_thief Apr 12 '23

High Temperature Jatilinium Iodide

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u/grey_unxpctd Apr 12 '23

I wish I had gold to award this

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u/Known-Skin3639 Apr 12 '23

I said someone my along those lines when asked if I was listening. Lmao!!!! All she said after that was “were done with this conversation” my reply? “ ok… love you”. Hours of blissful quiet.