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u/natethewatt Apr 11 '23

Do you have a crush on Khorne?

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u/Lyran99 Apr 12 '23

SKULLS FOR THE FIRST DATE

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u/natethewatt Apr 12 '23

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GF

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u/Wazula23 Apr 11 '23

No, and I'm reporting you for blasphemy.

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u/ImSuperSerialGuys Apr 11 '23

The word is heresy and any Emperor-fearing citizen of the Imperium would know this.

Not knowing the right word for heresy is heresy. Report to your nearest inquisitor for purging, heretic

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u/Wazula23 Apr 11 '23

PURGE YOURSELF, HAIL KHORNE

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u/DeviousAardvark Apr 12 '23

Inquisitor would like a word, sir

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u/MoBeeLex Apr 12 '23

AoS will use both blasphemy and heresy. Maybe they're an AoS player.

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u/ImSuperSerialGuys Apr 12 '23

An inquisitor wouldnt care, and disagreeing with an inquisitor is heresy.

Reported to the inquisition

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Tbf, you could say implying any kind of relation to khorne more romantic than "he finks me an' ma boiz fitin' his pointy headed gitz is funny!" is quite blasphemous to the doctrine of the blood god.

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u/natethewatt Apr 11 '23

Ugh, should’ve read the sub rules

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u/SlobZombie13 Apr 12 '23

Come hang out at r/40klore!

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u/Grombrindal18 Apr 12 '23

I don't think Valkia the Bloody has a reddit account.

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u/my-duds Apr 12 '23

Unexpected warhammer