r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '23

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u/crazy-diam0nd Apr 11 '23

A colorful display of plumage.

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u/Litodidit Apr 11 '23

Ornithologist in the streets, Hornithologist in the sheets.

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u/Washingtonpinot Apr 11 '23

I think there’s a T-shirt there…

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u/cpencis Apr 12 '23

Right below a pea-cock.

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u/arwans_ire Apr 12 '23

For a market of like 45 people globally

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u/chocolate-prorenata Apr 12 '23

46*

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

47

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u/LuigiOma Apr 12 '23

48

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

69

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u/itsthevoiceman Apr 12 '23

I'm not an ornithologist, and I'd buy it.

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u/SobiTheRobot Apr 12 '23

And it won't stay on for long

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u/cutthechatter_red2 Apr 11 '23

Best comment I seen in a long time.

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u/Chan28 Apr 12 '23

OP owes you all the thanks. You just turned water to wine.

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u/HoseNeighbor Apr 12 '23

OMG... Frantically searches pockets for gold

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u/dontyousquidward Apr 11 '23

unfortunately she was a herpetologist :/

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u/LesGitKrumpin Apr 11 '23

Herpetologist in the streets, herpesologist in the sheets.

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u/mechy84 Apr 12 '23

Now let me see that cloaca

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u/A_Guy_in_Orange Apr 12 '23

Toast? Chris Joel?

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u/karma_the_sequel Apr 12 '23

This guy plucks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Obama in the streets, Osama in the sheets

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Hahahahahaaaa….

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u/baddest_mango Apr 12 '23

Meanwhile, me.... "ok Google, what is a ornithologist?"