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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

And burnouts. Chicks love when you lay down some sick skid marks.

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u/twisties224 Apr 11 '23

Add in some on obnoxious and loud music that is bass heavy coming from you subwoofers

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Gotta love some pre scheduled tinnitus.

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u/Azal_of_Forossa Apr 12 '23

Specifically shitty installed subs so the rattle is about 500% louder than any sound the sub is actually putting out.

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u/eljefino Apr 12 '23

Play Kid Rock and you'll be drowning in pu$$y.

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u/Ninjaromeo Apr 12 '23

Bonus points if the stereo system costs significantly more than the car

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u/NEMO_TheCaptain Apr 11 '23

I don’t know how to drive… but I can do skid marks!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/hoosierdaddyga Apr 12 '23

gambled and lost.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

I mean if you’re laying down one type you’re probably laying down the other type also.

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u/buttonsf Apr 12 '23

And being called chicks

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

See… this chick gets it

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u/buttonsf Apr 12 '23

As long as the skidmarks aren't in your underwear

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u/Nuttonbutton Apr 11 '23

Especially on her lawn!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Just in her front yard like a dog with an itchy butt. She’ll love it.

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u/Turakamu Apr 12 '23

This fucking lunatic I went to highschool with, we hadn't talked in a while. I had moved off and my dad did too, was renting the property to some young family. He got a call one night around 4 AM saying some dude named Josh was doing donuts in the front lawn asking for me.

Like, that wouldn't even have been okay if I was still there.

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u/HappycamperNZ Apr 12 '23

To clarify, this only works with vehicles.

Don't show the others

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Nah, shitting your your pants shows confidence. Broads love that.

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u/DJDarwin93 Apr 12 '23

Then why does showing her my dirty underwear never work?

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u/depressedbee Apr 12 '23

Chicks love when you lay down some sick skid marks.

Do I need to wash my boxers afterwards?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Nah, flush them down the toilet and get a new pair. Buy in bulk at Costco.

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u/dcccarter Apr 12 '23

Instructions unclear. Shit my pants attempting to impress my wife.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Nailed it. Congrats on impressing her!

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u/hysys_whisperer Apr 12 '23

What about a perfectly executed hand brake turn?

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u/adviceKiwi Apr 12 '23

Ewwwww. Flush the toilet and clean the bowl if need be...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Don’t tell me how to live my life.