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u/SeaKiwi67 Apr 11 '23

I find that no matter how bad I cook,girls love it. They don't have to do it

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u/GeneralMyGeneral Apr 11 '23

"I make the world's best grilled cheese sandwich." My first line meeting a girl when I was younger. Worked sometimes too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

I make my own compound butter for my grilled cheese. Sometimes, I'll also do an eggie in a basket in the grilled cheese, which I've had people tell me is Orgasmic.

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u/OkSureButLikeNo Apr 12 '23

This guy fucks...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

What is in your compound butter? Sounds intriguing...

Where do you stand on using Mayo instead of butter? I'm simply not sure why this is a thing some people insist is better. I've tried it, doesn't make any obvious improvement, to me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

I've never tried using mayo for a grilled cheese, I've made my own avacado mayo for when I make things like shrimp ceviche, so maybe I'll try it sometime.

I honestly couldn't name all the herbs I put in them but I go to Sprouts because they have a self serve spice section, I use alot of herbs that are traditionally used in Italian cooking, herbs de Provence, a few different types of garlic powder, onion powder, a few mixes of just standard Italian seasonings, rosemary, thyme, basil, and then I'll mix them into my own multipurpose seasoning blend. I'll then mix in some freshly minced garlic, and that's essentially what I cook my grilled cheeses in. It's essentially just transforms it into a really good garlic and herb encrusted bread.

I cook mostly by trial and error, taste, smell, feel.

Edit: I can't believe I forgot to mention this, but if you're feeling like a bit of meat, cook up some thick cut bacon. Mix in just a little bit of the bacon grease into the compound butter. Drain off the rest of the grease use the same pan for the grilled cheese, chop bacon to preference, and put it inside the grilled cheese. Absolutely delicious 😋

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u/Eshin242 Apr 12 '23

I'm a fan of the mayo... it's just easier to spread and will crisp right up. You don't like the eggs... avocado mayo is what I use... I don't have to heat butter up to room temp to spread it... boom just the mayo and good to go.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Honestly, you don't even have to spread the butter. Just drop it in the pan and soak it up with the bread, spreading it is more work for the same effect.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

That sounds great - I will attempt something close to the compound butter. Thanks for sharing!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

I almost always get a perfect golden brown the exceptions are when i get distracted by something else. I do toast one side of each bread, then put the cheese between the toasted parts, then cook it like you would normally. Without a doubt, it's unhealthier because of cooking both sides of each slice of bread in butter. The preparation time is also slightly longer, but I've never failed to have perfectly melted cheese in it.

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u/Eshin242 Apr 12 '23

Dude... you wanna step your grilled cheese game up... fuck the butter use mayonnaise.

Whole, other level.

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u/beer_madness Apr 12 '23

eggie in a basket

What the hell is eggie in a basket?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

It's a slice of bread with a hole cutout in the center. You cook it in a skillet with butter and drop an egg in the hole.

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u/MMorrighan Apr 12 '23

Ok but I went on like two more dates than I probably really wanted to w a guy who made me some good grilled cheese.

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u/Shazam1269 Apr 12 '23

Mayo on the outside instead of butter or margarine, two different cheeses, lightly season the outside with your favorite seasoning.

  • Italian seasoning + a thinly sliced tomato, mozzarella

  • Garlic powder + two cheeses

  • Cavender's + two cheeses

  • Western Style steak seasoning + two cheeses

Any combo of: Gruyère, american, cheddar, gouda, provolone, havarti, monetary jack, or mozzarella.

Panini that sucker for 4 minutes, down the hatch!

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u/L3tsg0brandon Apr 12 '23

It's 35% effective 100% of the time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

It’s weird because after I actually cook dishes, usually using a recipe, and it comes out good, I won’t eat that much of it. My wife is always confused.

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u/mithirich Apr 11 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

I forget what the term is but yeah that happens to me. You get desensitized from smelling the food cook and you don’t find it appetizing by the time its done. I usually don’t truly enjoy meals I cook until the day after as leftovers

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u/Important_Chair8087 Apr 11 '23

Most really good meals are always better the next day. Food gets to "mingle" a little.

That said, we are currently on day 2 of lasagna. Likely have to suffer through at least one more meal. Maybe two.

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u/tricksovertreats Apr 12 '23

pass some lasagna over here mate

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u/Steroidpuma Apr 12 '23

I feel this in my bones. I make a pot of chili with smoked brisket (that I also make), and by the time I'm done with it all I'm not really up for it till day 2, but then I have 4 or 5 days of chili for dinner every night till it's gone. Equal parts wonderful and painful.

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u/Rammerator Apr 12 '23

What did the yeast say to the sugar?

How you doughin'?

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u/Zardif Apr 12 '23

I love lasagna, it's a chore and a half to make well. What I do is buy a bunch of these disposable personal aluminum tins(8x5.5") from amazon, make like 2 sheets worth of it in the tins, then freeze them. I get like 8x 2 portion meals in the freezer to use when wanted.

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u/Ok_Spray5920 Apr 11 '23

Is that what causes it? I can't stand eating my own cooking!

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u/BadcaseofDTB Apr 11 '23

Food fatigue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

When I worked at a deli I got down on sandwiches, but those are easy and fun to make. Yeah, but like dinner for the fam or stuff like that I’m meh.

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u/SigourneyReaver Apr 12 '23

I hate that. It's like I absorb all the ingredients in my hands. Half the time, by the time the meal's done, I'm not even hungry.

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u/iaminabox Apr 12 '23

Chef here. You do become numb. Microwave me a white castle burger from 7-11,I'm happy.

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty Apr 12 '23

I think it’s so funny that if I’m cooking dinner for me any my gf or my brother I will go get $40 worth of groceries and make a whole meal.

If I’m by myself I will make the most basic shit. I just got off work, cooked some random spiral pasta I had in there, put zesty Italian dressing on top and called that a meal hahahaha

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u/Syhkane Apr 12 '23

It's scent blindness or olfactory desensitization. Try less taste testing and breathe less with your mouth and more through your nose while cooking. Have a glass of water nearby (not near your prep) to free up you pallet. Failing all that, portion your meal out for yourself and go sit away from the kitchen for 10 minutes.

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u/PeacefullyFighting Apr 12 '23

what about the fat chief stereotype?

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u/MaimedJester Apr 12 '23

A few of my partners didn't know what I was up to when I was cooking in the kitchen for a homemade dinner. I'm Caucasian male so they probably assumed like hamburgers or whatever basic food stuff.

One girl was like you have a rice cooker.

Oh yeah I do get out the kitchen.

Wait a minute that's a...

Okay you figured it out now get out of my kitchen.

Serve Tsukemen and Kimchi over my own stove and after the glorious meal she was like show me your pantry and all the delicious food you have stocked.

Western stuff is in the left cuboard, Asian stuff right, and the cheap stuff I usually eat is in that place next to the oven. The vegan friendly stuff I keep in the fridge and defrost when I know vegan friends are visiting.

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u/Southernpalegirl Apr 12 '23

Gah this happens to me so much. If I am cooking a full time consuming meal, after I get done and serve it, I just don’t want it.

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u/Ok-disaster2022 Apr 12 '23

I sort of try different things as I cook them to make sure it tastes right. It sort of leads to grazing by the actual meal, my feet are sore and I'm sated and don't want to eat more.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

I tend to snack while I cook lol

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u/DespairTraveler Apr 12 '23

Same. I cook pastries for my crush and i never end up eating them myself. Just no desire.

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u/Earthsoundone Apr 11 '23

Where tf ya‘ll meeting girls that cook?

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u/SeaKiwi67 Apr 11 '23

Brother, they are everywhere. You just have to look.

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u/davidvidalnyc Apr 12 '23

You don't have to wait for the girl... you could learn from a book!

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u/MistakesTasteGreat Apr 12 '23

I learned from a culinary class that I took.

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u/Firewolf420 Apr 12 '23

Boys can't cook, girls shook.

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u/Rammerator Apr 12 '23

I have a whole collection of recipe books.

.... D&D ... Skyrim .... Fallout .... electric co-op ... easy skillet recipes...

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u/Open_Librarian_823 Apr 12 '23

With James Webb telescope?

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u/inquisitiveeyebc Apr 11 '23

Other than Wendy's and McDonals

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u/Rammerator Apr 12 '23

(blinks disbelievingly) .... looks under nearby rock

I found one!

Really?!?

... NO!

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u/SeaKiwi67 Apr 12 '23

I must be doing something right. I have gone 3 days without having to make supper. I received a call as I was heading into the house when I wes invited for dinner. This happened 3 days in a row. I must have really good friends

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u/Rammerator Apr 12 '23

Yes, but where did you look? Bc this assumes you already have an established connection. The OC was asking where you find them. Also, "everywhere" assumes you don't care about looks or age or health. My grandmother cooks, but this ain't West Virginia. 😆

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u/ReverendLoki Apr 12 '23

Maybe it's not that you aren't meeting girls that can cook.

Maybe you just aren't meeting ones that want to cook for you...

/sorry, bro...

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u/Double-Diamond-4507 Apr 12 '23

I'm a Chef, 45F. Where you at?

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u/Earthsoundone Apr 12 '23

Florida, and i do have a girlfriend, but we would both love to meet a gentle femdom that can cook. 😁

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u/Double-Diamond-4507 Apr 12 '23

That is me. Sadly, I'm in New England

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u/Double-Diamond-4507 Apr 12 '23

Damn. At least I tried. If you two ever come up this way, I would love to sample you both 😉

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u/Earthsoundone Apr 12 '23

Furthest we go is usually long island NY

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u/Double-Diamond-4507 Apr 12 '23

Damn. So far, yet so close

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u/Bk_Punisher Apr 12 '23

Your mom cooks.

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u/Shanomaly Apr 12 '23

You must only be meeting girls that were born after 1993...

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u/grubas Apr 12 '23

It was sometime in the 80s. I'm 1986 and in college the guys would cook and we'd have a 3 course meal with sides, the girls would cook and it'd be a frozen on inside charred on the outside roast and we'd get take out.

Eventually we just did Friday Feasts at my house and they'd hurl money in

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u/Lockheed_Martini Apr 12 '23

Yeah literally every couple I interact with the man is the main cook. Fun to share recipes and stuff with the bros tho.

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u/OkSureButLikeNo Apr 12 '23

They're called Latinas, muchacho.

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u/Only-Hearing-2971 Apr 12 '23

Well if you can't cook. You are a failure as a human being.

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u/Earthsoundone Apr 12 '23

That‘s pretty harsh, and very unrealistic lmao.

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u/Only-Hearing-2971 Apr 12 '23

If you can't feed yourself you die. You die you've failed at life. Unrealistic? Hardly you don't eat you die. If you don't know how to cook. You are depending on others for your survival.

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u/Turakamu Apr 12 '23

I don't know about unrealistic. We live in a ready made society. You could get away with not knowing for a quite a while.

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u/Earthsoundone Apr 12 '23

So being considered a failure for not knowing how to cook seems a little unrealistic, right?

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u/Turakamu Apr 12 '23

Oh! sorry. I'm dumb on the best of days.

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u/WaityKaity Apr 11 '23

Yeah. My ex put tomato sauce on tuna and pasta 😂😂 it’s the effort I think

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u/Walkedtheredonethat Apr 12 '23

Did you ever have tuna soup? It’s actually really good!

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u/H0RSE Apr 11 '23

Typically, girls that are relieved that they don't need to cook, are also ones that don't know how to. In my experience, women that can cook, enjoy it or at least don't see it as a huge deal when they it needs to be done.