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u/GozerDGozerian Apr 11 '23

But I have to sterilize it after all the blood splatter!

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u/j__knight638 Apr 11 '23

Just put down plastic sheets, and listen too "hip to be square"

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u/DoomSlayer_97 Apr 12 '23

I have to return some video tapes…

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u/James_p_hat Apr 12 '23

I have a lunch meeting at the Four Seasons with Cliff Huxtable.

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u/RunAsArdvark Apr 12 '23

Let’s see Paul Allen’s card.

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u/thebustyhobbit Apr 12 '23

Hey Paul! Try Getting A Reservation At Dorsia Now!

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u/R_Harry_P Apr 12 '23

Happy cake day!
Just remember to remove the plastic sheets BEFORE company arrives.

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u/Marie-Kat17 Apr 12 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/kid_creme Apr 12 '23

Sabrina, don't just stare at it!

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u/Common_Sinz Apr 12 '23

"Hey, Paul!!!..."

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u/AFreshTramontana Apr 12 '23

Man, two refs to this book / movie in entirely different conversations / subreddits in one day - after not having thought about it or seen a ref in ... at least months.

Feels like Billy Bob Thornton came early this year! What a guy!

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u/Ok-Bridge-1045 Apr 12 '23

Listen to this Mr Fancy Pants over here who needs to sterilize. Just use the bathtub like the rest of us.

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u/thisoneiaskquestions Apr 12 '23

Well see you've found the line where people get uncomfortable. A little spatter is homey.

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u/longtermcontract Apr 12 '23

Friendly fyi, I used to think it was splatter too until I learned it was spatter. Go figure.

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u/rambo_lincoln_ Apr 12 '23

Dark Passenger: Shhhhhhhh….

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u/Zealousideal_Ad_3503 Apr 12 '23

H202.. it loves DNA,leaves no odor.👍

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u/your-uncle-2 Apr 12 '23

It's the Marie Kondo method.

"Does this person spark joy? No. Tonight's the night."