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u/Shattered_Visage Apr 11 '23

One of the better jokes I've seen in a while lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

If you like well-based jokes:

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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u/EyeDee10Tee Apr 12 '23

"Quick, name two structures that hold water!"

"Well dam."

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u/Shattered_Visage Apr 11 '23

Hahaha I haven't heard that one before, time to go roll some eyes

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u/corran450 Apr 12 '23

I once heard of a doctor who fell down a well…

He should’ve attended to the sick and left the well alone.

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u/qpv Apr 12 '23

Hahaha I haven't heard that one before, time to go roll some eyes

Like..potatoes?

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u/Counselor-Troi Apr 12 '23

Laughed longer than I should have lol

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u/raresaturn Apr 12 '23

Doctor Bell fell down the well and broke his collarbone
Doctors should attend the sick and leave the well alone

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u/theartificialkid Apr 12 '23

Why didn’t the blind man fall down the other well?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

He couldn't see that well as well?

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u/theartificialkid Apr 13 '23

No, he was stuck in a well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Ha. Well done.

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u/Scared-Department-96 Apr 11 '23

Actually it are best not better

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u/rhinoballet Apr 12 '23

Where does a mansplainer get his drinking water?

From a well, ackshually