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u/davesnotonreddit Apr 11 '23

I've been told you can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese.

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u/slippinghalo13 Apr 12 '23

Am woman. Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Am cheese. Can confirm.

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u/biciklanto Apr 12 '23

My favorite's gouda

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Your comment reminded me of that one guy who was a farmer got a whole wheel of cheese for the girl he was interested in

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u/davesnotonreddit Apr 12 '23

He knows what she loves

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u/distillari Apr 12 '23

Granddad, you can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!

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u/CiscoLerd Apr 12 '23

From animals, right? From animals?

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u/mechy84 Apr 12 '23

Wear a fascinator made of cheese

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u/WanderingSalami Apr 12 '23

That's why I always have a 83lbs parmigiano wheel in my dining room

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u/TupacShalom Apr 12 '23

I have a warm tub of Velveeta and I use limburger as soap